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Please stop with the stupid 'Pull my finger' joke ... it doesn't work anymore.

 

I had a friend who used to do that joke all the time. 

 

Finally I stopped pulling his finger. 

 

Unfortunately... The Guy just eventually imploded. 

 

I felt guilty... If I would have pulled his finger... Maybe he's still around today. 

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http://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/12/66/1468971783-Jason-in-Dodgeball-A-True-Underdog-Story-jason-bateman-25225211-640-480.jpg

Dick Bremer (left) and Torii Hunter (right) at Target Field 
- April 21, 2017

 

Hey wait a minute...

 

 

You're not really Boof Bonser??

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I told the truth once.

 

 

I was free to go sleep on the couch.

I am essentially lazy, which is why I tell the truth. It's just too much effort to remember the lie.

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Yeah, yeah yeah, Sano made the play...nevermind that if it's anyone other than Mauer at first, there's a good chance that ball winds up in the seats.

 

Y'know, Mauer was a goalie in high school. (Or was that Morneau?)

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My dad used to brag all the time, "I can tell you what the score of this game is going to be before it even starts."

 

Yeah, Dad, you've said this one before -- 0-0.

 

Sumbitch is stealing my material!

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