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Oh, Torii blew it, he disinemminentedated it.

Has he ever, I don't know, watched a major sporting event in his life?

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DUDE

 

Don't jinx this!!!

 

Type something about how the Tigers are known as comeback teams quickly

The Tigers bullpen is known to be shoddy. Uhh, nope, not that, let's try that again: The Twins just might win this one because the Tigers have a shoddy bullpen. Shoot..just not getting the hang of it. Sorry.

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Mrs. Chief is sad because the lines aren't working?

 

No, she's happy that someone else might listen to his jokes for a while.

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The Tigers ate $8 million of Pelfrey's contract, and now he's pitching for the White Sox.

 

At the very least, he's shared the pain very democratically among the AL Central.

I heard they chipped in another $2m to ensure the White Sox followed through.

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DUDE

 

Don't jinx this!!!

 

Type something about how the Tigers are known as comeback teams... quickly... do it

I. am. a. Tigers. fan.

 

The. Twins. bullpen. is. terrible.

 

I. am. not. jinxing. the. Tigers. chances.

 

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Taylor Rogers-  nice stuff so far. 

 

I'm reminded of the late umpire Ron Luciano, when he had a brief stint in retirement as a color announcer.  During a Brewers game, Gorman Thomas at bat.

 

"Gorman.  Goooorman.  Not a ballplayer name.  Gorman.  Robin.  They don't sound like ballplayers."

(next batter- Sal Bando)

"Sal.  Now that's a ballplayer name!  Sal.  Hey, SAL!"

 

I imagine he might critique Mr. Rogers and a few others these days.

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Taylor Rogers-  nice stuff so far. 

 

I'm reminded of the late umpire Ron Luciano, when he had a brief stint in retirement as a color announcer.  During a Brewers game, Gorman Thomas at bat.

 

"Gorman.  Goooorman.  Not a ballplayer name.  Gorman.  Robin.  They don't sound like ballplayers."

(next batter- Sal Bando)

"Sal.  Now that's a ballplayer name!  Sal.  Hey, SAL!"

 

I imagine he might critique Mr. Rogers and a few others these days.

"Hi Todd, I'm tucker." -George Carlin

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