Article: Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 9/1 @ 7:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

Sano makes me a sad panda

[ashbury]

Routine scoreless inning.

Careful. I got caught in a jinx, going down that route an inning or two ago.

[Squirrel]

FTFY, for additional clarity.

I liked it better the other way, actually.

[D. Hocking]

 

 

Indeed.

 

What is with the four straws?  We know you did not share any of that.

[ashbury]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoJW-_OeFtw

Ah yes, Ian "Mr Falsetto" Stewart, the juggler.

[CampQ]

Late to the party but holy crap was Buxton's homer awesome. Tears of joy

[ashbury]

I liked it better the other way, actually.

I was pretty sure you did, and I wanted to be clear.

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

I think you misspelled "striper"?

I'm not sure even Mrs. Chief wants to see that.

[spinowner]

I think the ball may have just nicked the pole. Too close to overturn.

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

 

Indeed.

 

I think I went to college with her.

[operation mindcrime]

“It is mine, I tell you. My own. My precious. Yes, my precioussssss.”

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!" \m/

[diehardtwinsfan]

I apparently need to rewatch the Blacklist... I missed the part where Pee Wee Herman was a bad guy.

[Craig Arko]

"The purple and yellow lights up in the rafters."

 

Christmas in September.

[David HK]

Well, if there's a way to  break this streak, I couldn't imagine a better opponent to do it against.

 

PS-- then we can resume our chase for that #1 pick.

Edited September 2, 2016 by David HK

[Mr. Brooks]

3-5, 13 yards. Down 0-7 to maybe the worst FCS team in the country.

 

Meet the new Mitch Leidner , same as the old Mitch Leidner.

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

"The purple and yellow lights up in the rafters."

Christmas in September.

 

Something tells me it isn't the year for the purple and yellow...

 

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/09/01/vikings-backup-qb-joel-stave-leaves-with-apparent-injury/

 

[Craig Arko]

Something tells me it isn't the year for the purple and yellow...

 

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/09/01/vikings-backup-qb-joel-stave-leaves-with-apparent-injury/

Clearing the way for the triumphant return of Tavaris Jackson.

[CampQ]

33>14

[Craig Arko]

Meanwhile Mr. Morneau still hitting.

[D. Hocking]

 

Clearing the way for the triumphant return of Tavaris Jackson.

 

or Christian Ponder ... the possibilities are endless.  Might be time to order the play-off tickets.

[Craig Arko]

I still say keep Santana.

[operation mindcrime]

Well, if there's a way to break this streak, I couldn't imagine a better opponent to do it against.

 

PS-- then we can resume our chase for that #1 pick.

We deserve the #1 pick for this dumpster fire of a season!

[ashbury]

We deserve the #1 pick for this dumpster fire of a season!

Maybe if they stopped rewarding teams for lighting the fire, those teams would try harder to put a good product on the field.

[LaBombo]

 

I think I went to college with her.

Yeah, I thought so too at first, but it's not her. The multiple straws gave it away.

[operation mindcrime]

Trevor you son of a gun!

[USAFChief]

Pluffzee!!

[ashbury]

PLOUFFE!!!!

[Jerr]

 

You cannot completely blame him - the thread was at about ten pages by about 9 am.  Kind of cool people are still so excited to talk about the Twins and their performance and play on the field, that the thread would generate that much traffic this late in the season.  Especially when making the play-offs is not a sure thing this year.

First ten pages...ABOUT THE TWINS?????  Excited ????

 

I think you should re-read them lol lol lol lol

[operation mindcrime]

3-5, 13 yards. Down 0-7 to maybe the worst FCS team in the country.

 

Meet the new Mitch Leidner , same as the old Mitch Leidner.

Did you just see that sack by Terrance Devers? Damn!!!

[ashbury]

First ten pages...ABOUT THE TWINS?????  Excited ????

 

I think you should re-read them lol lol lol lol

Shhhh! We didn't want him to find the awful jokes at his expense buried on page.... well, we didn't.