Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 8/30/16 @ 6:10pm CST

[Craig Arko]

That in a nutshell is the Twins. When Buddy comes back we are going to have 3 THREE Indy players on this roster. On a team which supposedly had one of the top MiLB systems in baseball the last few years and is in rebuild mode. None of it seems to make sense.

[Winston Smith]

 

That in a nutshell is the Twins. When Buddy comes back we are going to have 3 THREE Indy players on this roster. On a team which supposedly had one of the top MiLB systems in baseball the last few years and is in rebuild mode. None of it seems to make sense.

...and Terry Ryan is fired, they are looking for a Pres. of BB Ops and new GM. It will take a little time to fix this mess. If by the winter meetings there haven't been some serious changes in the front office and system wide coaching tree then we should all complain until the cows come home.

[Aggies7]

I like our plan of just throwing people out on the bases.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

I'd like to see Logan Schafer take a couple of pitches.  

Robbed again tonight, unfortunately

[Platoon]

.........and I am so glad they got right on it!

[Guest]

...and Terry Ryan is fired, they are looking for a Pres. of BB Ops and new GM. It will take a little time to fix this mess. If by the winter meetings there haven't been some serious changes in the front office and system wide coaching tree then we should all complain until the cows come home.

After 66 years, you can tell the Twins still have agrarian roots when the fans talk about things like wagon trains and cows coming home.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Final Score: 8 - 7. 8 winning!

Bring us home that win!

[Aggies7]

I am totally astounded by how many pitchers we employ who simply cannot throw strikes

[Winston Smith]

 

Are you suggesting Chiefs humor is not cutting edge?

Little known fact Chief was a joke writer for these guys.

[USAFChief]

 

Little known fact Chief was a joke writer for these guys.

Why I aught'a...

[twinssporto]

 

I like our plan of just throwing people out on the bases.

It would be kind of neat if we actually saw a player fired, demoted or deactivated at first base.  I wonder if that has ever happened?

[twinssporto]

Otero - any relation to Othello? 

[Aggies7]

Kepler now 17 for 87 (.195) since his glorious Cleveland series.

 

Can we just have one nice thing last a while?

[diehardtwinsfan]

Hmm...

 

Unknown team claims Puig off of waivers... Minnesota here we come?

[Winston Smith]

 

After 66 years, you can tell the Twins still have agrarian roots when the fans talk about things like wagon trains and cows coming home.

I might be offended if I knew what agrarian meant.

[Aggies7]

Looks like the league has figured out Kepler.  .179/.250/.250 in his last 7 games before tonight, .193/.277/.228 in his last 15.  We may need a whole new outfield next year. I am depressed.

 

It's been a tough day for MN sports fans. To say the least.

[twinssporto]

Pat Light My Fire.  It was a Doors song in 70'

[John Kelsey]

 

Looks like the league has figured out Kepler.  .179/.250/.250 in his last 7 games before tonight, .193/.277/.228 in his last 15.  We may need a whole new outfield next year. I am depressed. 

 

Slumps happen, I'm not worried about Kepler. 

[USAFChief]

I tells ya, I'm a funny guy.  I KILL me!  

 

Last night Mrs Chief and I were out at a bar, and the bartender yells "ANYBODY KNOW CPR?"

 

I waited till it got real quiet, then shouted "CPR?  HELL, I KNOW THE ENTIRE ALPHABET!!"

 

Everyone just laughed and laughed. 

 

Except for that one guy.

[Craig Arko]

The old hacky sack play.

[Platoon]

Slumps happen, I'm not worried about Kepler.

 

Concur, and I would add Buxton and Sano. I would add others like Polanco ad Vargas but their complicated by how they are used.

[Craig Arko]

I tells ya, I'm a funny guy.  I KILL me!  

 

Last night Mrs Chief and I were out at a bar, and the bartender yells "ANYBODY KNOW CPR?"

 

I waited till it got real quiet, then shouted "CPR?  HELL, I KNOW THE ENTIRE ALPHABET!!"

 

Everyone just laughed and laughed. 

 

Except for that one guy.

And I've never forgiven you for that.

[Don Walcott]

Looks like a game of ha my sack broke out.

[twinssporto]

 

I tells ya, I'm a funny guy.  I KILL me!  

 

Last night Mrs Chief and I were out at a bar, and the bartender yells "ANYBODY KNOW CPR?"

 

I waited till it got real quiet, then shouted "CPR?  HELL, I KNOW THE ENTIRE ALPHABET!!"

 

Everyone just laughed and laughed. 

 

Except for that one guy.

Ief!  Ease elp e!  Hemlik! ant reath!  

[GCTF]

 

I tells ya, I'm a funny guy.  I KILL me!  

 

Last night Mrs Chief and I were out at a bar, and the bartender yells "ANYBODY KNOW CPR?"

 

I waited till it got real quiet, then shouted "CPR?  HELL, I KNOW THE ENTIRE ALPHABET!!"

 

Everyone just laughed and laughed. 

 

Except for that one guy.

Does anyone here know CPR?

 

Homer S...I'll give it a shot (clears throat) I see the bad moon rising

[D. Hocking]

Has anyone seen Chief and this guy at the same time, because I am beginning to wonder if this person is posting with the Chief avatar (and would explain why Chief does not care for TC Bear).

 

[USAFChief]

http://funnymeme.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/To-Stupid-To-Use-Hat.jpg

[Aggies7]

Me waiting for sano to come through in a clutch situation

[Aggies7]

Now is the time on sprockets when we ground out weakly to first

[big dog]

 

I might be offended if I knew what agrarian meant.

It means you eat agras.