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Game Thread: Twins @ Rangers, 7/9/16, 8:05PM CDT

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USAFChief

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Lady has an accident on the way to the hospital, in labor with twins.

 

She goes into a coma, but the doctors work feverishly and manage to deliver two healthy babies, one boy and one girl.

 

When she comes out of here coma a month later, the doctor gives her the good news, and she's overjoyed.  "I have names picked out from before and everything!  Thank you doctor, thank you!"

 

"Well, that's our job maam, we were thrilled.  And...we didn't really know if you'd pull through, so your brother named the babies."

 

"OH NO," cries the lady.  "My brother is...not too bright.  This could be bad...really bad."

 

"Well, your daughter is named Denise," said the doc.

 

"That's not so bad.  Actually, I kind of like it.  How about my son?"

 

"Denephew."

 

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Not watching tonight but had to check the score. Has Vargas visited any bases bearing bat fragments yet?

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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OK, Nolasco has jumped through enough fiery hoops.  Time to put the stock in the bullpen.

Haven't even been watching and I agree.

 

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King College Ball

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Hey Guys! Just tuning in, minor league game I was watching finished.

 

Looks like Eddie Rosario is having some kind of a game.

wavedog First Round Pick

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Yes, Eddie might have a cycle if Vargas wasn't on base ahead of one of his 2 doubles. Eddie has really tagged the ball tonight.

Danchat Minnesota Twins

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Abad definitely hasn't been close to as sharp as he was earlier this year... the regression will always kick in eventually. Looking at you, Nunez.

ashbury GOAT

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Never met an untimely one.

The thing is that the other team always seems to have a man on base when it happens.

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