Game Thread: Twins @ NY Yankees 6/26 12:05 PM CT

[Vanimal46]

I was promised lots of runs.

I'm well on my way to becoming the next POTUS with my broken promises!

[USAFChief]

 

Eat some questionable meat ... that might help.

ish.

[ashbury]

Eat some questionable meat ... that might help.

Yikes, ChiTown's working blue today!

[jimmer]

interesting read on that line drive.  Took like an S route to the ball, but great effort and nice catch!

[Danchat]

And this is why Santana is a liability in the outfield. He's pretty lucky he caught that ball. Buxton wouldn't have had any trouble with that one.

[HitInAPinch]

SANTANA! 

[Squirrel]

ish.

Actually, it's ick. But you were the one who wanted more runs, I was just supplying the means to an end.

[jimmer]

You know, on another thread, I thought I saw someone compare Nunez to Carlos Correa.  I must have been seeing things.

[USAFChief]

 

Actually, it's ick. But you were the one who wanted more runs, I was just supplying the means to an end.

I don't want to say I hate you, but I'd consider unplugging your life support to charge my phone.

[jimmer]

When was the last time Mauer had a hit?  Guess yesterday.  I missed it.

[Squirrel]

Geez, Molitor is looking older than Chief these days.

[ashbury]

 means to an end.

Ick, ish, either way, it's OY.

[ashbury]

I don't want to say I hate you, but I'd consider unplugging your life support to charge my phone.

The phone that you misplaced a few weeks ago? That's cold.

[jimmer]

Dick says he doesn't know if that was a hit and run or not.   

 

He got thrown out there Richard.  It wasn't a hit and run.

[jimmer]

 

The phone that you misplaced a few weeks ago? That's cold.

It's probably in the freezer.

[USAFChief]

 

Dick says he doesn't know if that was a hit and run or not.   

 

He got thrown out there Richard.  It wasn't a hit and run.

Actually, he said he doesn't know if it was a missed hit and run.

[Vanimal46]

Honored to receive the first pick in the July rookie draft. However, mr. And Mrs. Dinger are getting hitched in July. Gonna fall off the radar a little bit.

Will she be changing her last name to Dinger? Or the hyphenated last name Long-Dinger?

[ashbury]

DOZIERSIE!!!!!

[stringer bell]

Gotta get Dozier fixed.

[jimmer]

Well, we have this one in the bag.

[ashbury]

Actually, he said he doesn't know if it was a missed hit and run.

AKA, "a strike and a throw-out". I'm tired of them putting that particular play on.

[jimbo92107]

Eovaldi has just self-destructed. Strange how a guy with his kind of stuff can just fall apart. 

 

Don't throw down the middle.

[Squirrel]

The Yankees announcers get excited for Twins home runs. I keep wondering what feed I've got. I hear their excitement and think a Yankee hit a homer and it's all just very confusing.

[stringer bell]

99 mph BP.

[USAFChief]

Ell.  Oh.  Ell.

[Willihammer]

LOL. I love the 3 HRs after two failed bunt attempts, and possibly a failed H&R. Just get out of the way Molitor.

[HitInAPinch]

and Plouffe.  It's amazing.

 

damn slow FSN.....

[jimmer]

 

AKA, "a strike and a throw-out". I'm tired of them putting that particular play on.

It wasn't a missed hit and run, it was a caught stealing.  Mauer isn't going to miss that sign.

[ashbury]

PLOUFFSIE!!!

 

KEPLERSIE!!!

I am having trouble keeping up.

[jimmer]

Been almost 2 years since we've seen this.