Game Thread: Twins v Phillies, 6/21 @ 7:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

Seems like just 30 minutes ago we had a nice lead

[David HK]

 

I have a pitching tip for Mr. Duffey. Try not to throw nothing pitches down the heart of the plate.

Heh.... Hey Duff, I know you're not going to miss every bat out there, but--

 

Could you possibly try not to hit EVERY SINGLE ONE?!

 

[operation mindcrime]

So much for consistency!

[operation mindcrime]

Bring in Jepsen!

[Pardon My Dinger]

USA! USA! USA!

[Aggies7]

BP

[DaveW]

Duffey is terrible.

[Aggies7]

I take that back, you don't see bombs this deep even in BP

[Dozier's Glorious Hair]

I genuinely feel bad for Duffey right now. Poor kid.

[USAFChief]

In Duffey's defense, ...

 

 

I got nothin.

[ashbury]

Duffey was drafted as a reliever, right? To save Molitor from wearing out the bullpen, Tyler's going to need to relieve himself on the mound tonight.

[USAFChief]

 

Duffey was drafted as a reliever, right? To save Molitor from wearing out the bullpen, Tyler's going to need to relieve himself on the mound tonight.

Again?

[S.]

On the bright side, Duffey can be the designated pitcher for the home run derby.

[Aggies7]

Our entire bullpen is going to need tommy John by the all star break

[stringer bell]

Berrios? Wheeler? Darnell? May?

[Squirrel]

 

Duffey was drafted as a reliever, right? To save Molitor from wearing out the bullpen, Tyler's going to need to relieve himself on the mound tonight.

Um, what? I'm pretty sure there's indoor plumbing at Target Field.

[S.]

 

Our entire bullpen is going to need tommy John by the all star break

Twins call up Tommy John, designate Jepsen to the retirement home.

[Aggies7]

Berrios? Wheeler? Darnell? May?

Joe mays?

[Winston Smith]

Duffey was drafted as a reliever, right? To save Molitor from wearing out the bullpen, Tyler's going to need to relieve himself on the mound tonight.

I think you can arrested for relieving yourself in public.

[Platoon]

I kind of liked remodeling, but my wife hates the swearing, and if we ever get another home, I think I'm banished from anything other than electrical and gardening.....

If you can't swear there is no sense in remodeling.

[Aggies7]

Duffey's line thus far:

[S.]

Haha, what? They ruled that a hit? 

[USAFChief]

Watching this game, nobody would guess these two teams aren't leading their divisions.

[Aggies7]

Haha, what? They ruled that a hit?

 

Who's the twins scorekeeper? Ted dozier?

[stringer bell]

Haha, what? They ruled that a hit?

 

Good for Dozier, but that's an error.

[Aggies7]

Watching this game, nobody would guess these two teams aren't leading their divisions.

It's a real slobberknocker

[Aggies7]

Trevor must really want out of here

[S.]

I guess we can thank the scorekeeper for helping make Dozier more tradeable.

[David HK]

Wow-  now there's a Murderee's Row-  Dozey, Plouffe, and Kep-  

 

The .240 Club!

 

Or maybe, the 2- 40 Club.

 

Come on, Kep!  Keep up your end!

 

[operation mindcrime]

In Duffey's defense, ...

 

 

I got nothin.

If the glove don't fit you must acquit?