Game Thread: Twins v Phillies, 6/21 @ 7:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

Good gracious, Kepler laid down a better bunt in his short time here than Santana or buxton have in years

[stringer bell]

Textbook bunt for Kepler.

[USAFChief]

Plouffe hits a screamer up the middle that leaves a vapor trail, gets nothing from Dick.

 

The bunt that followed, however, made his month.

[David HK]

 

Watching this game, nobody would guess these two teams aren't leading their divisions.

Oh, but they are--  leading their divisions right into the.....

[Aggies7]

Need in play, run(s)

[S.]

Its a shame the Phillies don't have Papelbon anymore. Then at least we might get to see something exciting, like someone getting choked in the dugout.

[Aggies7]

Ya think Nola will keep pumping curveballs into park?

[Aggies7]

Sitting on a Parkbench

[USAFChief]

 

Ya think Nola will keep pumping curveballs into park?

No.

[Aggies7]

No.

Cheater

[stringer bell]

Good gracious, Kepler laid down a better bunt in his short time here than Santana or buxton have in years

Disagree, Santana is a good bunter and has made a quite a few good ones, but it was a good bunt.

[Aggies7]

Scalded by Suzuki!

 

This looks like a Sunday morning slow pitch softball game

[Aggies7]

Why Kepler no score?

[Squirrel]

Okay, off to play tennis ... peace out, y'all.

[Aggies7]

Nicely done buxton

[USAFChief]

 

Why Kepler no score?

Acne?

 

Shyness?

 

 

[Aggies7]

Oh my god this game is BA-rutal

[Aggies7]

Acne?

 

Shyness?

But enough about my high school years

[Platoon]

Apart from the whole lefty-righty thing, you mean.

Not if he looks at himself in a mirror.

[USAFChief]

I'd give him a hit on that.  

[David HK]

This Nola is pitching like their version of Duff.

[stringer bell]

We're better than the Phillies. Not a high bar.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Things I do instead of watch the Twins

 

Play with my Daughter, but she goes to bed at 7:30

 

Brew beer

 

Play PS4

 

Fix/maintain my house

 

Train my puppy

[USAFChief]

I tell ya I get no respect.

 

The doorbell just rang and Mrs Chief asked me to hide in the closet.

[S.]

 

We're better than the Phillies. Not a high bar.

Hey, just relax. We haven't even got into our bullpen yet.

[Winston Smith]

Little leaguers play better than this, pathetic baseball.

[Aggies7]

Things I do instead of watch the Twins

Play with my Daughter, but she goes to bed at 7:30

Brew beer

Play PS4

Fix/maintain my house

Train my puppy

How did your first brew go?

[operation mindcrime]

This game might take four hours.

[USAFChief]

 

We're better than the Phillies. Not a high bar.

For the record...we trail the Phillies by 8 games.

 

8.

[Halsey Hall]

It's a good night to pad one's stats.