Game Thread: Twins vs Marlins, 6/9, 7:10 PM - draft edition

[jimbo92107]

Pipeline Fever!! 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

 

If I was half the man I am today I'd take a flame thrower to this team!

Terry Ryan: I'm in the Dark Here! I'm in the Dark!

[LaBombo]

And speaking of stadium strays and finding relievers,   it finally occurred to me just now.

 

Trevor May is...   tethercat!!!

 

[jimbo92107]

I feel bad for Giancarlo Stanton. Big home run hitter in a terrible slump, now he's the only guy that's not slaughtering Twins pitching. Must be very frustrating.

[Aggies7]

And speaking of stadium strays and finding relievers,   it finally occurred to me just now.

 

Trevor May is...   teathercat!!!

 

I have him as more of a private Pyle

[Blake]

 

I have him as more of a private Pyle

Great, that didn't end well at all.

[Aggies7]

Great, that didn't end well at all.

"Why are you not stomping private pyles guts out!?"

[Squirrel]

Yuck. Turn away for a minute. Blargh!

[adorduan]

Maybe we call call up Ron Davis and see what he's up to.

[Blake]

 

Yuck. Turn away for a minute. Blargh!

You did the right thing, turned away, then you looked back? Tsk tsk tsk.

[Aggies7]

Maybe we call call up Ron Davis and see what he's up to.

Probably over there crying in his locker

[LaBombo]

 

I have him as more of a private Pyle

 

That works too.   Hope they follow Bark's suggestion of putting him in the rotation before he devolves into an even more desperate stage of Pyle syndrome.

 

[operation mindcrime]

"Why are you not stomping private pyles guts out!?"

Not with your hand with my hand!

[Blake]

 

Not with your hand with my hand!

Private Snowball!!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

So... All we need is 8 runs this inning?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

It's a damn mess and thank god I am not the janitor.

If you find out who IS janitor, let us know.

[Aggies7]

Private Snowball!!

Do you like that name?!

[Aggies7]

Red Sox series should be a hoot

[operation mindcrime]

Ouch!

[USAFChief]

 

I have him as more of a private Pyle

http://www.edadrian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/FullMetalSgt.jpg

 

That's not Private Pyle, Maggot!  Now get your $*#* in  one SACK marine!!

[Aggies7]

Wonderful.

[operation mindcrime]

So we bring Hughes in for a meaningless situation and that happens!

[D. Hocking]

 

If the game's getting a bit much, you can catch up on some Game of Thrones back story. I'm watching part 2 of the Rhaegar Targaryen story. Heart rending. Why can't I play a silver harp like that??

 

At times this season has made the Red Wedding seem light and fun.

[Aggies7]

So we bring Hughes in for a meaningless situation and that happens!

The meaningful situations he's been in have somehow gone worse

[D. Hocking]

 

Red Sox series should be a hoot

 

I wonder if Ortiz is going to be able to suppress his laughter during whatever they are going to do to honor him.

[LaBombo]

 

Haven't we suffered enoug?

 

http://turbobocce.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Fringe-S3x12-Outlook-not-so-good.jpg

[Aggies7]

I wonder if Ortiz is going to be able to suppress his laughter during whatever they are going to do to honor him.

I'm thinking a quilt that says "you never would have gotten three rings if we kept you...let's bury the hatchet"

[David HK]

 

I would like to see May start again. Meyer is such a cluster ****, I don't know what to think. My hope for Meyer pretty much is equal to my hope for World Peace and free Dairy Queen 24/7.

[Blake]

 

I wonder if Ortiz is going to be able to suppress his laughter during whatever they are going to do to honor him.

He probably won't take BP, figuring Twins pitching will be all he needs.

[Aggies7]

Well, I know one guy who will be sitting out the post game fog machine dance party