Game Thread: Twins vs Royals, 5/24/16 @ 7:10 PM CT

[Platoon]

Or... You could move Rochester to Red Wing and then call them the...

 

"Rochesters"

 

You sir, have a strange, but fertile mind.

[jimmer]

 

Cain just started playing baseball last year and he has four hits tonight

huh?

[Danchat]

 

Cain just started playing baseball last year and he has four hits tonight

He's been playing in the majors since 2010.

[Riverbrian]

 

I've had as many tinder dates in the past year as the twins have had shutdown innings

 

Ok... So... No tinder dates for you. 

 

You'll have to try it or start hitting on co-workers or something. 

[Aggies7]

huh?

I was being silly....the real story is he apparently didn't even know how to play baseball in high school but obviously learned the game and became a stud.

[Aggies7]

He's been playing in the majors since 2010.

Jeepers, tonight's gate giveaway should have been sarcasm detectors

[Platoon]

You see...this is why you're the king.

We are but snoozing cats in the shade of his brilliance!

[Riverbrian]

 

You sir, have a strange, but fertile mind.

 

My wife uses it to grow carrots. 

[formerly33]

 

I was being silly....the real story is he apparently didn't even know how to play baseball in high school but obviously learned the game and became a stud.

So there's hope for the Twins you say

[Aggies7]

Ok... So... No tinder dates for you. 

 

You'll have to try it or start hitting on co-workers or something.

 

Meh, I've had a few. And so have they.

[Aggies7]

So there's hope for the Twins you say

Don't go too far.

[LaBombo]

Watching right-handed Lorenzo Cain lob serve the ball into short right:   Tom Brunansky's  "Look what Zog do" coaching moment with Brian Dozier on the Twins bench...

 

[Aggies7]

Watching right-handed Lorenzo Cain lob serve the ball into short right:   Tom Brunansky's  "Look what Zog do" coaching moment with Brian Dozier on the Twins bench...

 

Oh this, this is brilliant.

[spinowner]

 

Meh, I've had a few.

Drinks, dates, or co-workers?

[Aggies7]

Lol

[Aggies7]

Drinks, dates, or co-workers?

All of the above, unfortunately.

[twinssporto]

 

If this is what royals fans felt for 20+ years, God bless them. They deserve every WS title they get, and more.

I think I know how they feel.  

[LaBombo]

 

 

My wife uses it to grow carrots. 

 

Suddenly we understand what the wascally wabbits are doing there...

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AxvxT1NGHwk/Uf6WE_JqTAI/AAAAAAAAWEc/fzN39VFGI7o/s1600/Screen+Shot+2013-08-03+at+22.23.14.png

[Aggies7]

No offense to anyone, but this beats the heck out of Mitch hedberg

[LaBombo]

 

Drinks, dates, or co-workers?

Yes.

 

[waits for cease and desist order]

[amjgt]

Do the Twins lead the league in low leverage situations?

[Riverbrian]

I feel sorry for the Twins Marketing Department. 

 

They cooked up these TV Ads for this season... Probably got them produced during the off season and then booked a schedule that is still running. 

 

However... With the play of the team on the field... the ads which aren't bad... look ridiculous. 

[Platoon]

Watching right-handed Lorenzo Cain lob serve the ball into short right:   Tom Brunansky's  "Look what Zog do" coaching moment with Brian Dozier on the Twins bench...

 

!

Hopefully those are Twins bats on fire, of course if we waited for Twins bats to catch on fire we would still be eating our Brontosaurus extra rare!

[Aggies7]

An inside look at a twins FO meeting this past offseason

[LaBombo]

 

Do the Twins lead the league in low leverage situations?

You mean the entire 2016 season after starting 0-9?

[alskntwnsfn]

I feel sorry for the Twins Marketing Department.

 

They cooked up these TV Ads for this season... Probably got them produced during the off season and then booked a schedule that is still running.

 

However... With the play of the team on the field... the ads which aren't bad... look ridiculous.

So. True. Em-barassing.

[USAFChief]

 

Do the Twins lead the league in low leverage situations?

No, they suck at them, too.

[operation mindcrime]

Bwaaahahaha

[USAFChief]

 

I feel sorry for the Twins Marketing Department. 

 

They cooked up these TV Ads for this season... Probably got them produced during the off season and then booked a schedule that is still running. 

 

However... With the play of the team on the field... the ads which aren't bad... look ridiculous. 

Their promotions were ill conceived, too.

 

[operation mindcrime]

That was awesome!