Game Thread: Twins vs Royals, 5/24/16 @ 7:10 PM CT

[operation mindcrime]

Some more stellar right field defense!

[Aggies7]

Dick sounds suicidal.

 

At least he has company.

[operation mindcrime]

Bwaaahahahahah

[Pardon My Dinger]

GONG!!!!

[Aggies7]

At least he didn't score on a hit

[David HK]

Hey, whaddya know?  And it's even Dickovich and Bertsky!

 

[Aggies7]

How much longer do the fans have to go before someone is fired? This is a (bleeping) joke. It's not simply a lack of talent. It's that combined with a complete lack of leadership from players and coaches.

 

Make a move. Any move. Enough of this crap

[operation mindcrime]

Is it time for May to start warming up?

[Aggies7]

Santana getting knocked all over the field.

 

This is supposed to be our best.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Folks, they're not Ribsy-ing him, they're Risby-ing him.

I'll stop quoting myself now, but I just want you all to know that was a really good joke.

[Platoon]

This is actually getting to the point where it's hard to believe.

[Blake]

And with that last play:

 

[operation mindcrime]

Lol on that pickoff attempt!

[Aggies7]

Down by 4

 

Throwing multiple times to second

 

What?

[Platoon]

I'll stop quoting myself now, but I just want you all to know that was a really good joke.

I like Chiefs jokes better. They are simple and most of them I have heard already. Several times.

[operation mindcrime]

I'm shocked Centeno didn't throw that into right field!

[jokin]

Our Bullpen Savior just got a smooth debut 1-2-3 inning down in Rochester.

[Aggies7]

Throw to the batter this is ridiculous

[hybridbear]

The Twins might need to call up a starter from AAA to come in the next time a starter can't complete 4 innings to pitch the other 5+ innings of the game.

[Whammy]

Dick, this whole season's been a pig wrestle

[Aggies7]

I make a motion to move the aaa team from Rochester to Mankato. Maybe then we could send a call in around the second inning and get a pitcher sent up in time for the 5th

[David HK]

Y'know, we're down 5-1, and there are guys on base.  But when even a guy named Whit Merrifield is trying to tee off, somebody needs to wear one in the ribs.   Call me old school, but, "Hey, stop kicking that sand in our faces, you bully!"

[sampleSizeOfOne]

5-1, eh?

 

Ain't over yet!

 

Not thinking hard of concerts, leastwise pop music.

 

Sold popcorn while They Might Be Giants played...

 

Bought ticket that was subsequently refunded to hear the Red Elvises....

 

Does Black Joe Lewis and the Honey Bears count?

[Aggies7]

#smellybaseball

[Platoon]

I make a motion to move the aaa team from Rochester to Mankato. Maybe then we could send a call in around the second inning and get a pitcher sent up in time for the 5th

Or we could just go to Mankato and watch Rochester, er Mankato.

[Aggies7]

Cain with three hits already lol

[ashbury]

Bert keeps hinting around that the Twins pitchers need to brush some batters back. I can't say I disagree. The Royals seem awfully comfortable, if not downright entitled, when reaching out to poke a low outside pitch to the opposite field.

[operation mindcrime]

Nolasco 2 2/3 & Santana 3 2/3 that's 25.5 million well spent!

[Aggies7]

If this is what royals fans felt for 20+ years, God bless them. They deserve every WS title they get, and more.

[Aggies7]

Bert keeps hinting around that the Twins pitchers need to brush some batters back. I can't say I disagree. The Royals seem awfully comfortable, if not downright entitled, when reaching out to poke a low outside pitch to the opposite field.

Phil Hughes tried that. He just ended up missing and looking foolish.