Game Thread: Twins v Indians, 4/26 @ 7:10pm CT

[twinsnorth49]

I'm going to have to start buying the extra large eggs after each Nolasco start.

[Hrbowski]

 

I give, Hrb.

 

What DOES a feminist snake say?

Herrrrrrrr.

[Brock Beauchamp]

What does a feminist snake say?

Equal pay for equal work?

 

Don't tell me what to do with my body?

 

I don't know, I give up.

[Aggies7]

Equal pay for equal work?

Don't tell me what to do with my body?

I don't know, I give up.

Equal pay for equal work, but still want to be saved first in case of fire or a boat sinking

[formerly33]

 

Herrrrrrrr.

I thought the misogynist snake said hissssssss.

[David HK]

5 runs ain't gonna win this game, IMO.  Need to tack on here.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I recently stumbled on "The House of David" - a "Michigan-based religious commune that was founded in 1903. Members of the House of David had to abstain from eating meat, sexual intercourse and shaving/haircuts. Ten years after its inception, the commune formed a barnstorming baseball team originally known as “The Israelite House of David.”

Can we just ignore the Robertson clan from here on. Make your duck calls... leave us alone.

[twinsnorth49]

Equal pay for equal work, but still want to be saved first in case of fire or a boat sinking

Too.............far..........no?

[Ultima Ratio]

 

Equal pay for equal work?

Don't tell me what to do with my body?

I don't know, I give up.

Jokes usually end with silly canards, not the garden variety.

[diehardtwinsfan]

wow...  now this might be an HOF game thread... either that or we need to pretty much ban ourselves.

[USAFChief]

Two cannibals sitting around the fire eating a clown.

 

One looks at the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

[twinsnorth49]

Herrrrrrrr.

Say goodnight Hrb.

[David HK]

 

I recently stumbled on "The House of David" - a "Michigan-based religious commune that was founded in 1903. Members of the House of David had to abstain from eating meat, sexual intercourse and shaving/haircuts. Ten years after its inception, the commune formed a barnstorming baseball team originally known as “The Israelite House of David.”

Those guys could play, too.  They beat the hell out of teams barnstorming around.

[twinsnorth49]

Two cannibals sitting around the fire eating a clown.

 

One looks at the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I thought you were in bed?

[USAFChief]

 

I thought you were in bed?

Why the question mark.

[Brock Beauchamp]

I recently stumbled on "The House of David" - a "Michigan-based religious commune that was founded in 1903. Members of the House of David had to abstain from eating meat, sexual intercourse and shaving/haircuts. Ten years after its inception, the commune formed a barnstorming baseball team originally known as “The Israelite House of David.”

I've actually heard this story before... Was it mentioned in Ken Burns' documentary? I can't think where else I may have heard it.

[D. Hocking]

 

Equal pay for equal work, but still want to be saved first in case of fire or a boat sinking

 

Too.............far..........no?

 

It is probably for the best a certain poster had to leave for a tennis game.

 

[Hrbowski]

 

I've actually heard this story before... Was it mentioned in Ken Burns' documentary? I can't think where else I may have heard it.

It was.

[twinsnorth49]

wow... now this might be an HOF game thread... either that or we need to pretty much ban ourselves.

Yeah, I'm like a post away from a month off if this keeps up.

[Blake]

 

Why the question mark.

Where's your questions mark?

[Ultima Ratio]

 

Where's your questions mark?

You're doing it wrong?

[PseudoSABR]

How long a rope does Nolasco get here?

 

Edit: not much

[Bark's Lounge]

 

wow...  now this might be an HOF game thread... either that or we need to pretty much ban ourselves.

This is what we live for... or just me... one of the two.

[Danchat]

Hmmmm... I think Nolasco needs to go. Looks like he's getting pulled, though.

[Hrbowski]

 

How long a rope does Nolasco get here?

 

Edit: not much

A long enough rope for him to be able to reach the ground.

[D. Hocking]

 

I've actually heard this story before... Was it mentioned in Ken Burns' documentary? I can't think where else I may have heard it.

 

Off topic, but I just watched the Ken Burns Jackie Robinson documentary.  Ken does good work.  Jackie's wife also came across like quite the lady and seems sharp not just for her age, but any age.

[Blake]

 

You're doing it wrong?

 

How long a rope does Nolasco get here?

 

Edit: not much

Yes?

[USAFChief]

 

How long a rope does Nolasco get here?

 

 

One that stops 8 ft from the ground?

[Hrbowski]

The Twins were going to put up a banner on the scoreboard that said, "Welcome, Friend!" but they forgot the r.

[Danchat]

Oh goody, Casey Fien in the top of the 8th with a guy on second.

This is why the Twins needed to sign at least one good bullpen arm.

 

But hey, at least it ain't Boyer out there.