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Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 4/13/16 @ 7:10 CT


Sir_Eugene11

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The hitting cold streak has GOT to snap out of it soon(ish) right?  These guys are not that bad.  Well not 0-8 bad anyway.

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YES! Let's do this. She's the type of girl that probably hasn't been single for more than a week since she was 14...

Somehow I make her laugh and there's a drunk make out session on the resume already...

 

Make sure you play some Led Zeppelin on the first date, and also talk about kickboxing a lot.    It's the sport of the future, I hear.

 

 

As a bonus, the source of the second movie reference also contains some handy wisdom about getting the most out of watching your 2016 Twins...

 

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I an catching up on TIVO, so this is a little late, but I am very impressed with the Twins bunting game! :)

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My god fire Brunansky!! Do something!! cause what we have clearly is not working

Right NOW!   Between hitters!!11!  Publicly!   

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YES! Let's do this. She's the type of girl that probably hasn't been single for more than a week since she was 14...

Somehow I make her laugh and there's a drunk make out session on the resume already...

Anecdote time, sonny: Years ago, just after the glaciers retreated, I set a buddy of mine up with a gal I knew. (not in the Biblical sense, get your mind out of the gutter) Anyway, she was an uptown party type girl and he was a hunting and fishing kind of guy. She wound up going hunting and fishing and enjoyed it. If memory serves, she even went bow hunting.* Last I heard, she was quite the outdoorswoman. (This was back when I lived in the Twins Cities area)

 

*Time frame somewhat exaggerated to protect those still living.

 

 

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I'm old enough to remember those days. Tuning in the wireless, trying to catch the faint am signal in the early evening. Although, back in those days, we call it "The Marconi."*

 

*I might have just made that up.

I hope this doesn't turn into another discussion on Mac and cheese, I hate Mac and cheese!
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I an catching up on TIVO, so this is a little late, but I am very impressed with the Twins bunting game! :)

 

Get used to it, Molly apparently learned from Gardy and since the twins cannot hit w RISP (or hit in general) we will see a lot of early inning bunts

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I am boozed up for this.

 

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Make sure you play some Led Zeppelin on the first date, and also talk about kickboxing a lot. It's the sport of the future, I hear.

 

 

As a bonus, the source of the second movie reference also contains some handy wisdom about getting the most out of watching your 2016 Twins...

 

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She's originally an Oklahoma girl, so maybe Okie from Muskogee is a better option?

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The patron saint of "lost causes" is Jude Thaddeus, also known as "The Miraculous Saint.,"

 

"When all other avenues are closed, he is the one to call upon, and his help often comes at the last moment."

 

Yeah, I just got it off the Internet, but I think we should pray to this fellow. Now, all together. "We cannot go 0-8, Jude Thaddeus, please!!

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