Article: Game Thread: Twins@Royals 4/8 7:15PM

[Willihammer]

 

I'm a pile up.

I'm a pile up who?

[ashbury]

I miss the trains in Europe.

Yeah, it's easy to do that. Pro-tip, get there early, because they run exactly on time.

 

[ScrapTheNickname]

Right ... down ... Hennepin.

[USAFChief]

 

I'm a pile up who?

//this would'a been more fun if half a dozen people hadn't "sniffed out" the joke...//

 

Don't be so hard on yourself, willi.  

[spinowner]

Run(s) please.

[howeda7]

Come on Joe. Earn that $23 million (or so I've heard once or twice).

[Willihammer]

 

//this would'a been more fun if half a dozen people hadn't "sniffed out" the joke...//

 

Don't be so hard on yourself, willi.  

So you're not heading down a morbid genocidal rabbit hole with that joke?

[USAFChief]

 

So you're not heading down a morbid genocidal rabbit hole with that joke?

I don't think so.  Not sure, actually.

[ScrapTheNickname]

ryan lebebreverwe just said that walking Mauer was "an unintentional intentional walk." It seems he has forgotten who SANO is!

Edited April 9, 2016 by ScrapTheNickname

[howeda7]

Our Sano and Plouffe are killing the offense.

[NorthwestTwinsFan]

I hope Sano is back to being good again soon.

[ScrapTheNickname]

To quote ChiTown: Crap

[spinowner]

 

ryan lebebreverwe just said that walking Mauer was "an unintentional intentional walk." It seems he has forgotten who SANO is!

If that's really what he said he had it backwards.

[USAFChief]

That breaking ball was only slightly more predictable than the sun coming up tomorrow.

[OrangeKicks]

I'm fine with Sano striking out 200+ times this year. I'm not okay with him doing it looking.

[ashbury]

To quote ChiTown: Crap

[Aggies7]

Perhaps time for mikey sano to have a day off?

[Blake]

Sano is looking more competent in the field than at the plate.

[Willihammer]

 

I don't think so.  Not sure, actually.

Oh, duh. I forgot how knock knock jokes werk :/

[USAFChief]

 

Perhaps time for mikey sano to have a day off?

He did see 5 pitches before K'ing.  That qualifies as a pretty good PA these days.

[NorthwestTwinsFan]

Will the Twins score more than 2 runs in a game this season?

[Blake]

Win or lose, watching baseball is still a fine way to spend a Friday evening.

[USAFChief]

Not to worry.  The 'pen's got this.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

What'd i miss?

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

If that's really what he said he had it backwards.

It's treu.

[Aggies7]

Win or lose, watching baseball is still a fine way to spend a Friday evening.

With the way this is shaping up, an involuntary neutering may qualify as more fine than this.

[USAFChief]

 

Win or lose, watching baseball is still a fine way to spend a Friday evening, as long as we win.

ftfy.

[ashbury]

I'm a pile up who?

Now repeat the ancient chant, "Owah... Tagu... Siam".

[Blake]

 

Not to worry.  The 'pen's got this.

I would assume you're referring to KC's pen?

[Brock Beauchamp]

One of the most beautiful plays in baseball is the LOOGY five pitch walk.