Article: Game Thread: Twins@Royals 4/8 7:15PM

[twinsnorth49]

 

Can't hate the Royals, like Brian said. They're pretty good.

Can't is a pretty strong word...

[spinowner]

 

What did the snail say while riding on a turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!

[Aggies7]

We have to keep Miguel's bat in the lineup , they said.

[NorthwestTwinsFan]

Plouffe has really developed into one of the most mediocre players in the game today.

[OrangeKicks]

Plouffe does nothing for me, or the Twins apparently.

[USAFChief]

 

Plouffe has really developed into one of the most mediocre players in the game today.

Making him so valuable on the Twins.

[Willihammer]

Are you all drinking with Halsey tonight? Lol wth

[howeda7]

Park certainly takes good at-bats.

[Willihammer]

Park with two good PAs against the fireballer.

[NorthwestTwinsFan]

With his pitch count creeping up there, Ventura might not make it very deep into this game.   I wonder if Kansas City's bullpen is any good....

[Craig Arko]

An around the horn interview. Korean to English to Spanish. And back.

[USAFChief]

 

Park certainly takes good at-bats.

Concur.  So far, to me at least, he looks like a guy who's going to be a nice hitter.  

[Aggies7]

So, um, I don't want to jump the gun...but...we kinda stink, yeah?

[howeda7]

If Plouffe's going to hit the way it appears, he can at least play RF in a platoon with Arcia and we can stop screwing around with the franchise player.

Edited April 9, 2016 by howeda7

[howeda7]

Just as we couldn't maintain .350 BA wRSIP last May, we can't maintain .050 either. I think.

 

So, um, I don't want to jump the gun...but...we kinda stink, yeah?

 

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

So, um, I don't want to jump the gun...but...we kinda stink, yeah?

We definitely have stunk so far. But that doesn't mean we stink.

Edited April 9, 2016 by ScrapTheNickname

[spinowner]

Dick makes a good point about the netting. That bat was spinning and would have wound up deep in the seats.

[NorthwestTwinsFan]

 

We definitely have stunk so far. But that doesn't mean we stink.

You guys might stink, but I think I actually smell pretty good today.

[USAFChief]

What kind of music did the mummy listen to?

[USAFChief]

Run(s) please.

[OrangeKicks]

We're gonna wind Twins. We're gonna score. We're gonna wind Twins. Watch that baseball soar...but-then-get-knocked-down-at-the-warning-track.

[spinowner]

 

What kind of music did the mummy listen to?

What, wrap music?

[nicksaviking]

I think he's saying the Twins offense seems like it's being pulled by oxen.

I think he meant the Twins would end up like the Donner party. My money's on Sano as the last one left and with a fork in his hand.

[DrNeau]

Twins need to score 3 this inning.

[Blake]

Side note: Possibility of a rain-out in CA.

 

Dodgers/Giants.

[twinsnorth49]

 

What kind of music did the mummy listen to?

 

 

Run(s) please.

I don't get it?

[Willihammer]

 

What kind of music did the mummy listen to?

Wrap?

 

edit: Oh too slow

Edited April 9, 2016 by Willihammer

[DaveW]

Just catching a couple innings now, I am SHOCKED the Twins have only one run thus far.

[USAFChief]

It appears Spinowner has just a sense of humor every bit as bad as mine.

[NorthwestTwinsFan]

The o/u on Ventura's strikeouts was 5.5.    Easiest $3 I've ever made.

Edited April 9, 2016 by NorthwestTwinsFan