Minnesota Twins Whine Line: Season 2

[Vanimal46]

 

First of all, vantastic stuff here, Vanimal. Top shelf. 

 

Now, I think the question on everyone's mind is, what's going on with Miguel Sano (if that is his real name)? Seems to me, that this is some kind of imposter. Most likely, we're looking at a couple of kids stacked on top of eachother underneath that uniform. Your thoughts...

 

And another thing: how come I can't get no tang 'round here? 

Thanks for the call, Dinger. I didn't mean to have you on hold as long as cable companies do, but I can't undo the past. I know all about imposters now that the Intern has gone rouge on me.... To answer your question about Sano, I am becoming VERY suspicious that this Sano guy is an imposter! Last year, the Miguel Sano we know and love was clean shaven, with a million dollar smile. 

Compared to this year, LOOK at this guy! This so-called Sano has a beard! Evidence below:

 

http://www.rantsports.com/fantasy/files/2016/04/MiguelSano.jpg

 I'm willing to bet someone wanted to pretend to be an MLB superstar, HID the real Miguel Sano, and we're now watching Michael Snow.... Time to go to the Dominican to find out! 

[Mike Sixel]

Cute, he typed rouge......very nice!

 

But, I don't think that is a D&D slip up........alas for his coolness score!

[Vanimal46]

 

Van, curious caller here, what's YOUR take on THE random use OF cap LOCKS when POSTING?

 

I'll HANG up and LISTEN.

 

That's a great question North.. Some people like to use bold to emphasize a point... But does it really drive home the point? Not to me.... But when you see THIS, it makes you stop, and think MAN, that's something I should READ! 

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

 

 I'm willing to bet someone wanted to pretend to be an MLB superstar, HID the real Miguel Sano, and we're now watching Michael Snow.... Time to go to the Dominican to find out! 

 

Don't know about you, but I want to see a birth certificate, get some bone density exams, DNA samples, meet with school teachers...you know, again.

[Vanimal46]

 

I use "random" caps to EMPHASIZE a point. But, it is interesting, some here take it as mean. I don't get that. Van, what is YOUR hot take on this crucial internet issue?

I would hope that people don't take it as being mean, Mike. But if they do, GET OVER IT. I use caps to EMPHASIZE a point, and also drive home the SARCASM when I'm posting from a phone and can't use italics or bold... 

[Platoon]

Thanks for the call, Dinger. I didn't mean to have you on hold as long as cable companies do, but I can't undo the past. I know all about imposters now that the Intern has gone rouge on me.... To answer your question about Sano, I am becoming VERY suspicious that this Sano guy is an imposter! Last year, the Miguel Sano we know and love was clean shaven, with a million dollar smile. 

Compared to this year, LOOK at this guy! This so-called Sano has a beard! Evidence below:

 

http://www.rantsports.com/fantasy/files/2016/04/MiguelSano.jpg

 I'm willing to bet someone wanted to pretend to be an MLB superstar, HID the real Miguel Sano, and we're now watching Michael Snow.... Time to go to the Dominican to find out!

 

It would take a very large object to hide Miguel behind. Or in! Or under!

[d-mac]

Hello, Vanimal. First time caller.

 

I'd like to formally apologize to all of Twins territory for the nine game losing streak. This past weekend I went to one of my good college friends' bachelor party down at the Wisconsin Dells. I leave the state of Minnesota and what do they do? Sweep the Angels. I was clearly responsible for all the losing. Unfortunately, I'm back in town now, so I predict a loss to the Brewers today.

 

Thanks for taking my call, I just needed to get that off my chest.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Hello, Vanimal. First time caller.

 

I'd like to formally apologize to all of Twins territory for the nine game losing streak. This past weekend I went to one of my good college friends' bachelor party down at the Wisconsin Dells. I leave the state of Minnesota and what do they do? Sweep the Angels. I was clearly responsible for all the losing. Unfortunately, I'm back in town now, so I predict a loss to the Brewers today.

 

Thanks for taking my call, I just needed to get that off my chest.

Some things are better left unsaid. Now you are a marked man. The Twins better win tonight.

[Vanimal46]

 

Hello, Vanimal. First time caller.

 

I'd like to formally apologize to all of Twins territory for the nine game losing streak. This past weekend I went to one of my good college friends' bachelor party down at the Wisconsin Dells. I leave the state of Minnesota and what do they do? Sweep the Angels. I was clearly responsible for all the losing. Unfortunately, I'm back in town now, so I predict a loss to the Brewers today.

 

Thanks for taking my call, I just needed to get that off my chest.

Thank you for the call d-mac. Doesn't it feel good to get that confession off your chest? Quite frankly I'm not sure you should put so much blame on yourself for the 9 game losing streak... After DEEP diving to figure out the true cause of this winning streak, we've boiled it down to 2 outcomes:

 

- Once Bark resurfaced on TD, the team started winning! 

- When ChiTown is actively posting on game threads, the team also starts winning! 

 

Further proof that the ILLUMINATI exists.... ChiTown posted on yesterday's game thread "Arcia goes yard here" And what happens 3 seconds later? BOOM. Gone!! 

These are the 2 prophets to our team's success. As long as Bark is on this website, and ChiTown's posting on game, then WE"RE GOING TO WIN TWINS! WE'RE GOING TO SCORE, YEAH!

[formerly33]

 

 

Further proof that the ILLUMINATI exists.... ChiTown posted on yesterday's game thread "Arcia goes yard here" And what happens 3 seconds later? BOOM. Gone!! 

Boy, this solitary confinement thing has really gotten to you, Van. That was TWO* days ago already.

 

 

*Trying to master this caps lock concept over here.

[Vanimal46]

 

It would take a very large object to hide Miguel behind. Or in! Or under!

Our investigative team has a lead on where the real Miguel Sano is! Rumor has it that Prince Miguel Sano is trapped in a castle far, far away... The culprit of taking our savior? All we know is his first name: Bowser... This is the most recent picture we could find:

 

http://www.giokando.net/giochi/immagini/super_mario_world_bowser_battle.jpg

 

We have our highly trained SECRET AGENT team of Mario and Yoshii conquering each castle to find Prince Sano, but so far no dice... We will continue to report back on the progress of finding our dear Prince.... 

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Thank you for the call d-mac. Doesn't it feel good to get that confession off your chest? Quite frankly I'm not sure you should put so much blame on yourself for the 9 game losing streak... After DEEP diving to figure out the true cause of this winning streak, we've boiled it down to 2 outcomes:

 

- Once Bark resurfaced on TD, the team started winning! 

- When ChiTown is actively posting on game threads, the team also starts winning! 

 

Further proof that the ILLUMINATI exists.... ChiTown posted on yesterday's game thread "Arcia goes yard here" And what happens 3 seconds later? BOOM. Gone!! 

These are the 2 prophets to our team's success. As long as Bark is on this website, and ChiTown's posting on game, then WE"RE GOING TO WIN TWINS! WE'RE GOING TO SCORE, YEAH!

 

Unfortunately, there are a lot of us who aren't Twins fans.  We mods do what we can.  You should have seen the politics involved to get the Royals to the series last year.

[Platoon]

Our investigative team has a lead on where the real Miguel Sano is! Rumor has it that Prince Miguel Sano is trapped in a castle far, far away... The culprit of taking our savior? All we know is his first name: Bowser... This is the most recent picture we could find:

 

http://www.giokando.net/giochi/immagini/super_mario_world_bowser_battle.jpg

 

We have our highly trained SECRET AGENT team of Mario and Yoshii conquering each castle to find Prince Sano, but so far no dice... We will continue to report back on the progress of finding our dear Prince....

 

Yoshi? I always wondered where that SS went that we signed out of the Japanese League a few years ago. If he is SECRET AGENT, I hope he is better at concealing himself than he was here. No matter where the Twins put him, the ball always found him!

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Yoshi? I always wondered where that SS went that we signed out of the Japanese League a few years ago. If he is SECRET AGENT, I hope he is better at concealing himself than he was here. No matter where the Twins put him, the ball always found him!

 

I always thought he had a hard time finding the ball.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Hello???  Hello????  I've been on hold for days.

[Vanimal46]

AND Welcome Back! To Minnesota Twins Whine Line. It's been a while since I fired up the ol' radio show.. After the Intern went rogue and left me for dead in a cage, I went on a nationwide search to find the best Intern possible. After searching high and low - every Target, Wal Mart, and GameStop looking for anyone playing MLB The Show 16, we finally found our guy! Ladies and gentleman, please give a round of applause for the new Intern!!  Say hello to everyone, Intern! 

 

Hi

 

Alright! That's what I like to see, short and sweet. Let's get caught up on another developing story before we take some calls... Last time we checked, our dear Prince Miguel Sano was trapped in a castle far away, taken by none other than Bowser. Our SECRET AGENT team of Mario and Yoshii were able to find the EXACT castle where he was hiding, and battled to the DEATH to win back our Prince. 

The fight wasn't fair guys.... Bowser was able to shoot fire from his ship! It seemed like every time Mario had the upper hand, Bowser shot more fire at him. This was the picture that Mario sent from his secret agent phone...

 

http://s2.dmcdn.net/EAaep/526x297-qag.jpg

 

But finally, some GOOD NEWS... Our Dear Prince has been saved!! Just in time to turn around this 7-18 ball club! 

Let's take some calls in the order that they were received. You're on Minnesota Twins Whine Line, hello?
 

[Pardon My Dinger]

Hello? Am I on? 

[Vanimal46]

 

Hello? Am I on? 

Dinger! You are live my friend! What can I do for you?

[Platoon]

AND Welcome Back! To Minnesota Twins Whine Line. It's been a while since I fired up the ol' radio show.. After the Intern went rogue and left me for dead in a cage, I went on a nationwide search to find the best Intern possible. After searching high and low - every Target, Wal Mart, and GameStop looking for anyone playing MLB The Show 16, we finally found our guy! Ladies and gentleman, please give a round of applause for the new Intern!!  Say hello to everyone, Intern! 

 

Hi

 

Alright! That's what I like to see, short and sweet. Let's get caught up on another developing story before we take some calls... Last time we checked, our dear Prince Miguel Sano was trapped in a castle far away, taken by none other than Bowser. Our SECRET AGENT team of Mario and Yoshii were able to find the EXACT castle where he was hiding, and battled to the DEATH to win back our Prince. 

The fight wasn't fair guys.... Bowser was able to shoot fire from his ship! It seemed like every time Mario had the upper hand, Bowser shot more fire at him. This was the picture that Mario sent from his secret agent phone...

 

http://s2.dmcdn.net/EAaep/526x297-qag.jpg

 

But finally, some GOOD NEWS... Our Dear Prince has been saved!! Just in time to turn around this 7-18 ball club! 

Let's take some calls in the order that they were received. You're on Minnesota Twins Whine Line, hello?

 

This is breaking news indeed. It was my impression that Prince had went to that great rock video in the sky, now I see he has resurrected in the fashion of Scotty, and that other guy 2000 yrs ago. Shouldn't this be on KFAN or Faux News, or some other legitimate news outlet.

[Platoon]

Speaking of interns. Have you looking into hiring Audrey or whatever her name is away from FSN! I firmly believe her insightful views on the Twins would increase Whine Line ratings considerably!

[Pardon My Dinger]

What were the names of those tires? You know, the racing tires? Thanks in advance. 

[Vanimal46]

 

Speaking of interns. Have you looking into hiring Audrey or whatever her name is away from FSN! I firmly believe her insightful views on the Twins would increase Whine Line ratings considerably!

Platoon, you should know we called Audra for 2 weeks straight to get her on this show. It was VERY close to being a done deal, until the salary negotiation process. She wanted more money than they pay for my studio! 

[Platoon]

Platoon, you should know we called Audra for 2 weeks straight to get her on this show. It was VERY close to being a done deal, until the salary negotiation process. She wanted more money than they pay for my studio!

 

Have you considered a new publicly funded studio, the increased revenue, exciting new food choices, the eclectic studio "experience", all would likely allow you to attract and sign FA like Audra, or whatever her name is!

[Vanimal46]

AND Welcome back! To Minnesota Twins Whine Line. It's been an interesting day today... 

 

You guys! As some of you know, hot dogs are presented in a different way across the country. Depending on where you live, some people live by a hot dog having certain condiments on there, and the rest is out of the question. Chicago comes to mind with their Chicago dogs.... NO KETCHUP ALLOWED. The Whine Line team was trying to secure a new studio in Seattle, and learned that they put creme cheese on hot dogs. I ended the call saying we can no longer work together based on your choice of hot dog condiment....

 

 

So what's your take on condiments on hot dogs? What's good, and what's not? I have ruled out anything creme cheese or mayo related on my hot dog. We'll take calls in the order that they were received on this HOT debate. 

[diehardtwinsfan]

horseradish sauce on a hot dog is the bomb...  Throw some shredded cheddar and an all beef hotdog and yum...  of course I cannot eat bread anymore, which kind of kills eating hot dogs.

 

so let's get predictive today Van...  What will Meyer's final line be?

 

I'm thinking 6 IP, 7Ks, 3BB, 6 hits, and 2 runs with Jepsen blowing the save in the 9th.

[Pardon My Dinger]

I'd love a coney island right now. 

[Vanimal46]

 

I'd love a coney long island right now. 

The intern went ahead and fixed your mistake, Dinger.

[Pitz]

Hello, long time, first time.

Regarding hot dogs - catsup, mustard, and relish. But more important than the condiments - I have pretty high standards for when its appropriate to eat a hot dog - only at a ballgame. If you're going to eat all the whatever is in a hot dog, you better be paying at least an arm and a leg for it.

[Vanimal46]

 

horseradish sauce on a hot dog is the bomb...  Throw some shredded cheddar and an all beef hotdog and yum...  of course I cannot eat bread anymore, which kind of kills eating hot dogs.

 

so let's get predictive today Van...  What will Meyer's final line be?

 

I'm thinking 6 IP, 7Ks, 3BB, 6 hits, and 2 runs with Jepsen blowing the save in the 9th.

Now that's a combination I can get behind, diehard. I'm still thrown off by Seattlites who put creme cheese on hot dogs.. 

To answer your question, we're going to dig deep in the crystal ball....

Alex Meyer will pitch 6 2/3 of SPECTACULAR baseball... 9 K's. 3 will come on sliders low and away. He will walk 4 batters. He will also give up 5 hits, and 3 runs. Those runs will come from a botched play by Prince Miguel Sano in RF. 

[Vanimal46]

 

Hello, long time, first time.

Regarding hot dogs - catsup, mustard, and relish. But more important than the condiments - I have pretty high standards for when its appropriate to eat a hot dog - only at a ballgame. If you're going to eat all the whatever is in a hot dog, you better be paying at least an arm and a leg for it.

Pitz! Welcome to the show! You seem like a traditional guy, Pitz. No pitzing around, as they say. You hit the nail right on the head for when you should consume hot dogs. It's not a meal I seek throughout the year, but when I'm at a baseball game, there's something about hot dogs that call your name...