Twins (Lopez) vs Cardinals (Gray): 3/27/25, 3:15pm

[USAFChief]

Mrs Chief accused me just now of not liking her relatives. 

"Not true, dear," I said. "I like your mother-in-law much better than mine."

[LaBombo]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I blame me.

[shortround81]

30 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Question for the board: what's the first step in getting a farm girl to marry you?

Call her a horse

[Parfigliano]

Pablo pitch count setting up nicely for a Dobnak multi inning appearance, Twins comeback, and Dobnak W.

[Mike Sixel]

Has Gray thrown a fit yet? He's out after 5.....

[Jocko87]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

Call her a horse

That would be misogyny, country style.

[Danchat]

Just now, Mike Sixel said:

Has Gray thrown a fit yet? He's out after 5.....

I betcha the Cardinals Daily forum is throwing one... 😉

[TwinsAlmostWin]

After a long day of work I'm finally sitting down for the game. Thanks goodness for the rain delay.. Has anyone gotten hurt yet?

[Mike Sixel]

Just now, TwinsAlmostWin said:

After a long day of work I'm finally sitting down for the game. Thanks goodness for the rain delay.. Has anyone gotten hurt yet?

Lopez's Cy Young odds are pretty banged up....

[shortround81]

What's going to be the counterpart to "winner, winner, chicken dinner"? "Loser, loser, I'm a boozer"?

[Tlaker]

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Mrs Chief accused me just now of not liking her relatives. 

"Not true, dear," I said. "I like your mother-in-law much better than mine."

Chief is in mid-season form already!

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

What's going to be the counterpart to "winner, winner, chicken dinner"? "Loser, loser, I'm a boozer"?

Disaster.

Catastrophe.

This team looks

like ass to me.

[Parfigliano]

4 minutes ago, TwinsAlmostWin said:

After a long day of work I'm finally sitting down for the game. Thanks goodness for the rain delay.. Has anyone gotten hurt yet?

Possible jinx

[Linus]

Laz Diaz is the new Angel Hernandez

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Disaster.

Catastrophe.

This team looks

like ass to me.

Put it on a T-shirt 

[Tlaker]

Too early for “knock it off with the negative waves”?

[USAFChief]

Just now, Linus said:

Laz Diaz is the new Angel Hernandez

"Angelaz Hernandiaz."

[Jocko87]

Just now, Tlaker said:

Too early for “knock it off with the negative waves”?

Tis, I’ve bit a hole in my lip.

[TwinsAlmostWin]

Hope he's o.k. We might need 'em later in the season. 

[Tlaker]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

"Angelaz Hernandiaz."

Brilliant!!

[USAFChief]

Well ****. Good catch. *******.

[Linus]

Has anybody noticed a difference in defensive proficiency today?

[Patzky]

Some resilience is occurring

[USAFChief]

Need one more base hit here....

[Parfigliano]

Scored without a HR.  

[Patzky]

Was that really a strike..

[Parfigliano]

Just now, Patzky said:

Was that really a strike..

No

[Aggies7]

I appreciate the battle 

[USAFChief]

I assume Pablo's day is done.

[TheLeviathan]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

I appreciate the battle 

Hitting approach does feel different so far too.