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Game Thread: (Ryan) Twins @ (Corbin) Nationals, 5:45pm CDT Tuesday May 21st, 2024 AD


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4 hours ago, USAFChief said:

It's ridiculous. And it'll be ridiculous if Margot gets 3 hits today.

Pf. He did that last Saturday. Old news.

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Just now, ashbury said:

Vazquez at the plate, "In play, no out"????  What in the wide world of sports is going on here?

OMG, Paddack asking for the ball after Vazquez hit! Lmao, glad these guys aren't as uptight as we are.

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I have a hacking addiction. Right after the game, I gotta go to my support group..."Anonymous Anonymous."

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This team sure needs it's rock bottom melt downs to get motivated

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3 minutes ago, Jocko87 said:

Crawl before we can walk.

Reminds me of the old Flip Wilson joke. Here it is:   Comedian Flip Wilson told a story about a preacher and his church. A preacher was trying to get his people to be more enthusiastic about their church. The preacher said in his sermon: "If this church is going to get anywhere, it has to learn to crawl." The people said, "Let it crawl, Rev., let it crawl" Then he said, "And after it learns to crawl, it has to learn to walk." And the people said, "Let it walk, Rev., let it walk" The preacher got excited and said, "After this church learns to walk, it has to learn to run" The people shouted back, "Let it run, Rev., let it run" Then he said, "And if this church is going to run, it’s going to take money" And the people said, "Let it crawl, Rev., let it crawl."

Looks like we're doing some crawling tonight.

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