Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 4/16/24 @ 5:35 CT

[Marcos]

9 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

When does the 2025 schedule come out? 😂

2025??!? How about look forward to when the Pohlads sell the team and get owners that are willing to spend a little for adequate pitching. My guess.

[Hubie29]

3 minutes ago, akmanak said:

Well, look at this way, when we continue this nose dive and bring up prospects, that is like making a trade. 

Don't forget about all the rehab players we will get back from the infirmary in June or July! That will be like making 6 trades! Have we ever heard that before? This team and philosophy is a complete joke. 

[mrtwinsfan]

4 minutes ago, CRF said:

How did this team win two games in Det?

with alot of help from Detroit

[USAFChief]

Just now, Irishman said:

I believe the Twins will finish last in the Central at end of the season.   

Well it's tough to finish last at any other point in the season.

[wavedog]

Looks like we have a couple of starters who are better suited to pitch as relievers.   

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I just found out Christopher J Paddack’s middle initial ‘J’ stands for ‘Hard Contact’

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

You would think it stands for a word starting with J, but nope 

[mrtwinsfan]

Just now, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

You would think it stands for a word starting with J, but nope 

Junkball 

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

I just found out Christopher J Paddack’s middle initial ‘J’ stands for ‘Hard Contact’

I thought it was "Jimmiejack."

[Hrbowski]

16 hours ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

I just found out Christopher J Paddack’s middle initial ‘J’ stands for ‘Hard Contact’

 

[Aggies7]

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I thought it was "Jimmiejack."

I think it means “jerking”, as in he’s been jerking his head around trying to find out where the last pitch landed

[h2oface]

4 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

I just found out Christopher J Paddack’s middle initial ‘J’ stands for ‘Hard Contact’

I heard that he dropped the 'J'.

When asked why, he said

 

 

" 'cause the cops were coming."

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I thought it was "Jimmiejack."

Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt

[FilthyMogwai]

11 minutes ago, Marcos said:

2025??!? How about look forward to when the Pohlads sell the team and get owners that are willing to spend a little for adequate pitching. My guess.

Or even not CUT payroll after a successful season. These owners are a joke.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

2 minutes ago, Hrbowski said:

Just like Louie Varland's first name is short for "Loser"

That’s not very nice! 

Local kid & probably has family reading this! 

___

speaking of local, how about local kid Michael Busch with that Cubs home run streak

[Aggies7]

We just need a new stadium so we can compete 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

That’s 9 balls in play, in four innings, with exit velos higher than 100mph

Nine 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

This guy looks rawer than a rough draft of an Eddie Murphy stand-up

ba dum tschhhhh

[jkcarew]

Rocco still not sure he can trust Camargo as this nail-bitter heads to the later innings.

[jkcarew]

Orioles look bored.

[ChermesZ]

Time for another 6 year rebuild?

[FilthyMogwai]

Just now, ChermesZ said:

Time for another 6 year rebuild?

To get to 85-77 and have them slash payroll. What a mess.

[Parfigliano]

AK

[USAFChief]

8 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

That’s 9 balls in play, in four innings, with exit velos higher than 100mph

Nine 

We need a "yeesh" emoji.

[Parfigliano]

On the bright side only 4.5 GB

[USAFChief]

Larnach settling right in.

[Parfigliano]

Crawled into their K hole and I dont mean Ketamine

[mrtwinsfan]

3 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

On the bright side only 4.5 GB

With 2 big Power houses coming to Target Field to help our boys feel like Major leaugers  again

[David HK]

Thank God for the White Sox, eh?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Heh, each starter on the Orioles tonight has now scored exactly 1 of the 9 runs