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Two guys go into a pub in Dublin and asked for a couple pints of Guinness. The barman, who was cleaning tables said..."sorry, we don't open for another hour". One of the two guys asked him "mind if we wait, sir?" "No" said the barman "would you like a pint while you wait?" Lousy joke, but better than this game. 

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2 minutes ago, CRF said:

Can we please DFA Luplow? Bring someone up from StP...I don't care who it is. Any warm body will do. 

Austin Martin, 

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2 minutes ago, CRF said:

Two guys go into a pub in Dublin and asked for a couple pints of Guinness. The barman, who was cleaning tables said..."sorry, we don't open for another hour". One of the two guys asked him "mind if we wait, sir?" "No" said the barman "would you like a pint while you wait?" Lousy joke, but better than this game. 

During my days of consuming alcohol.  My drinks of choice were Guinness stout and Glenfiddich scotch. Guinness and 0 alcohol? Can't wrap my head around that either. Luplow hitting 3rd or no alcohol Guinness.   Royce Lewis! Nice

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Back in the game! YEAH BABY! Stratton was lousy with the Cards too before he got traded to Tx. 

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4 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

During my days of consuming alcohol.  My drinks of choice were Guinness stout and Glenfiddich scotch. Guinness and 0 alcohol? Can't wrap my head around that either. Luplow hitting 3rd or no alcohol Guinness.   Royce Lewis! Nice

Wagering that's not an issue today.

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A husband told his wife that he was going to "The Second Wife" for dinner. He didn't get the chance to explain that it was a restaurant. He's in the hospital recovering from his injuries. 

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1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

LOL. Keuchel dancing on the head of a pin.

Not a lot of fresh arms in the bullpen after last night's debacle.

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