Game Thread: Twins (López) v A’s (Pruitt), 7/15@6:07pm CT

[wabene]

Pablo Cruisin just as he should against this "squad".

I do like watching him pitch

[Nine of twelve]

MAT!!!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Nice bunt!!!!

[USAFChief]

Boom!

[RpR]

Taylor's back awakens

[wabene]

It would be nice to see Farmer to on a roll like he was in April. Likeable guy

[sampleSizeOfOne]

3 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Miranda to the IL. 

Sad to see him go....

[RickOShea]

Terrible fan play on that homer. E-10.

[IndianaTwin]

Welcome, MAT!

[wabene]

Blamo!! That skinny gent can bang

[Parfigliano]

If players dont like strikeouts maybe they should try going the other way or shortening the swing or.....

[IndianaTwin]

Taylor with both the long and the short of it tonight. 

Hogan Harris definitely not being a hero for Oakland tonight. 

[Brock Beauchamp]

This is what it’s supposed to look like when a contending team plays the Oakland Athletics. 

[wabene]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

If players dont like strikeouts maybe they should try going the other way or shortening the swing or.....

I did enjoy Carlos single to both sides and MAT with the sweet bunt

[RickOShea]

Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

This is what it’s supposed to look like when a contending team plays the Oakland Athletics. 

You are correct, sir.

[USAFChief]

1 hour ago, USAFChief said:

Today's pop quiz: 

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?

A polar bear.

You get a polar bear.

[Parfigliano]

5 minutes ago, wabene said:

Pablo Cruisin just as he should against this "squad".

I do like watching him pitch

Its put a damper on the Arreaz complaining

[stringer bell]

13 minutes ago, Mike Sixel said:

I cannot defend this lack of Julien, AK, and Wallner. It really is mind boggling 

The lefty is going to (try to) pitch the majority of the game. Julien is going to start against right handers until Polanco is ready. 
 

I honestly don’t know when or where Wallner is going to play. 

[wabene]

GELOFF MY LAWN! 

[wabene]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

A polar bear.

You get a polar bear.

I would say a slightly fatter polar bear

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

A polar bear.

You get a polar bear.

You do?

 

Not even a well fed one?

 

I wasn't done guessing. I thought i had more time...

 

(ninja'd, to boot)

Edited July 16, 2023 by sampleSizeOfOne
sigh. i can't do anything right today

[Parfigliano]

1 hour ago, USAFChief said:

Today's pop quiz: 

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?

A dead seal and fed polar bear.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, stringer bell said:

I honestly don’t know when or where Wallner is going to play. 

Did you see Rocco pregame?

"We already have LH hitting OFers."

 

Hahahaha

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, wabene said:

I would say a slightly fatter polar bear

Which is a polar bear.

 

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Did you see Rocco pregame?

"We already have LH hitting OFers."

 

Hahahaha

Half right.  Have LH OFers.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Which is a polar bear.

 

I don't get the significance of the cross, then.

[mrtwinsfan]

Juliens Double last night off the wall was off the guy who started today,   only himself to blame , 

[USAFChief]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I don't get the significance of the cross, then.

Think of it this way:

What do you get if you cross a polar bear with SSOO?

 

[NotAboutWinning]

9 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

If players dont like strikeouts maybe they should try going the other way or shortening the swing or.....

If only it was that simple... Oh wait, it is!!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Think of it this way:

What do you get if you cross a polar bear with SSOO?

 

A kinda funny lookin' post.