Game Thread: Twins (López) v A’s (Pruitt), 7/15@6:07pm CT

[Squirrel]

[wabene]

Wer Wallner? 

[RickOShea]

Texas just beat Cleveland 2 - 0  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, wabene said:

Wer Wallner? 

Wer Julien?

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, wabene said:

Wer Wallner? 

Resting him from the plane trip to Oakland.

[NotAboutWinning]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Wer Julien?

Wer Julien? Wer Kirilloff?

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, NotAboutWinning said:

Wer Julien? Wer Kirilloff?

What the heck does 'wer' mean?

[RickOShea]

Nobody can alienate a fan base like Rocco, even before a game has started.

[wabene]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

What the heck does 'wer' mean?

Don't mek fun of my spelin

[RickOShea]

2 minutes ago, wabene said:

Don't mek fun of my spelin

Sew Sahri

[USAFChief]

Today's pop quiz: 

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?

[RickOShea]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Today's pop quiz: 

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?

Arctic caulking

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

4 minutes ago, wabene said:

Don't mek fun of my spelin

yEr captleyez8un & punkshoewisesing R imppeckable 2

[wabene]

10 minutes ago, NotAboutWinning said:

Wer Julien? Wer Kirilloff?

Just gotta work over this lefty starter, then Rocco can do a line change. Wait what? 

[IndyTwinsFan]

8 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

What the heck does 'wer' mean?

An offshoot of the word "where", in German.  As in, Where is Julien?, etc.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Arctic caulking

 

No sir. Not the answer the judges were looking for.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Today's pop quiz: 

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?

Um...

How long do i have to figger this one out?

[PDX Twin]

No Kirilloff? No Julien? No Wallner? No reason to watch.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, IndyTwinsFan said:

An offshoot of the word "where", in German.  As in, Where is Julien?, etc.

First base?

 

(w8... linup is up thar... i check.)

[USAFChief]

Rocco, pregame, responding to a question about when we might see Wallner:

"Wallner? We already have LH hitting outfielders."

Hahahahahahahaha.

 

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, PDX Twin said:

No Kirilloff? No Julien? No Wallner? No reason to watch.

Castro's at 3rd.

[RickOShea]

That pre ASG meeting was really a pac man tournament in the clubhouse.

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Um...

How long do i have to figger this one out?

Somewhere between now and the end of the game. 

[wabene]

12 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Today's pop quiz: 

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?

I looked it up, so I will disqualify myself

[USAFChief]

Just now, wabene said:

I looked it up, so I will disqualify myself

I guess I didn't even know a person COULD look that up. 

 

 

[Squirrel]

22 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

What the heck does 'wer' mean?

Short for werewolf

[mrtwinsfan]

27 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Resting him from the plane trip to Oakland.

wer Kiroloff

[RickOShea]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I guess I didn't even know a person COULD look that up. 

 

 

I looked t up and I still don't understand the punch line.

[IndianaTwin]

29 minutes ago, wabene said:

Wer Wallner? 

Using Herr Kepler.

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Short for werewolf

https://youtu.be/gQQtgx4iG8E