Game Thread: Twins (Ober) v Brewers (Rea), 6/14/23 @ 12:10 CT

[SwainZag]

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

And also pitch the 6th.

 

Ba-dum-tschh

Where's the groan emoji?

[USAFChief]

Ouchee

[mrtwinsfan]

ouch

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Ouchee

I'm glad that I'm watching on the radio today for that one.

[Riverbrian]

3 minutes ago, davidborton said:

Water polo count?

I saw three water polo games at the same time once. 

So I know that you can indeed count water polo. 

[USAFChief]

Just now, wsnydes said:

I'm glad that I'm watching on the radio today for that one.

Literally heard it hit cup on tv

[Riverbrian]

6 minutes ago, SwainZag said:

Where's the groan emoji?

[Guest]

1 minute ago, mrtwinsfan said:

ouch

What did I miss??

[stringer bell]

7 minutes ago, HokieRif said:

RF Job Opening - Key Requirements:

- Must have 5+ years of professional experience playing squash or similar competitive sport

Competent defense is required.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Literally heard it hit cup on tv

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Literally heard it hit cup on tv

Glad that I wasn't listening that closely...

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Riverbrian said:

 

[HokieRif]

Just now, stringer bell said:

Competent defense is required.

Kinda what I was getting at after watching Anderson botch 2 plays off the wall in one inning

[Jocko87]

2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I'm glad that I'm watching on the radio today for that one.

Gladden was gold there. Bounce the heals, relocate things 😂

[Riverbrian]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

 

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Jocko87 said:

Gladden was gold there. Bounce the heals, relocate things 😂

That's the first thing I heard.  I was confused for a second, but quickly figured it out.

[wsnydes]

Just now, Riverbrian said:

This is now a PG-13 game thread.

[Azviking101]

I would not be shocked if Ober doesn’t come back out for the 6th. Exit velos are awful today and he’s surviving off his breaking and offspeed stuff today. Hope he gets his fastball back soon and it wasn’t because of the excess rosin and spit.

At the very least someone should be up in the pen. 

[Jocko87]

30 minutes ago, SwainZag said:

Shorts with a built in liner so you don't wear underwear with them.  I imagine the guy who wears them for his "morning hike" and then later on his "bike ride to the bar" and never wanting to take them off smells ripe at best.  No thanks.

Horrible for persuasion as well. These do everything those do, but fit way better.  

Maybe for you! My childbearing hips disagree. It just confirms they aren't different from the lulus.

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

This is now a PG-13 game thread.

Well, it IS Wednesday 

[Mortimerkenny21]

Nice outing by Ober!

[mrtwinsfan]

 -----7th inning,? today can i pleez get a  been awhile

[RickOShea]

 

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Well, it IS Wednesday 

"And another strikeout, looking".

[USAFChief]

Gonna posit that's it for Ober. Nice job

 

[Riverbrian]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Well, it IS Wednesday 

Brilliant

[SwainZag]

Ober gets thru 6.  9 outs to go, who we going to see?  Either way a couple insurance runs would be delightful. 

[HokieRif]

This AB for Royce just looks primed for hanging slider to go out to left field in the upper deck

[HokieRif]

Just now, HokieRif said:

This AB for Royce just looks primed for hanging slider to go out to left field in the upper deck

Did not age well

[Riverbrian]

How did I know that Milner would come in against this specific spot in the batting order. 

I must be a lucky guesser. 

I'm going to guess that I am 5 foot 9. 

I'll find a ruler and measure. 

Let's see if I'm right. 

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Riverbrian said:

Brilliant