Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers 6:10 6/1/2022

[cHawk]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Dunno. Is our Buxton related to Byron Buxton?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, Dave The Dastardly said:

Is she related to our Buxton?

Probably.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I look forward to meeting June Buxton...

[wsnydes]

9 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

That'd make baseball impossible. How's the ball supposed to move?

It would certainly make sports photography much easier that way.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I would call a run this inning...

 

But i don't have the number.

Yellow or White pages?

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I look forward to meeting June Buxton...

Be careful what you wish for ... 

[wsnydes]

8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

He's just rounding second base.....now.

 

Ample locks flowing behind him...

[Schmoeman5]

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I look forward to meeting June Buxton...

Beavers mom?

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I look forward to meeting June Buxton...

Any relation?

[Dave The Dastardly]

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I look forward to meeting June Buxton...

She's taking the month off.

[wsnydes]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Any relation?

Ha!  Ninja'd by that much!

[USAFChief]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Ha!  Ninja'd by that much!

I'm on my phone. 

 

 

[rwilfong86]

Ah well. 

[Parfigliano]

Im telling myself the game is still young but ...

[wsnydes]

Just now, USAFChief said:

I'm on my phone. 

 

 

Oh, the Zach Morris model!  Wonderful choice!

[rwilfong86]

Just now, Parfigliano said:

Im telling myself the game is still young but ...

It's getting old real fast. 

[wsnydes]

Double play.  Imagine that.

[USAFChief]

****.

 

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[puckstopper1]

Anyone know why Gladden and Laudner are doing the radio broadcast?  Are Provis and Attaberry the latest COVID victims?

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

Im telling myself the game is still young but ...

It gets late early around here.

[mrtwinsfan]

Miranda, 1st pitch, ?? coming up again ?  Kid needs some patience

[Dave The Dastardly]

2 minutes ago, puckstopper1 said:

Anyone know why Gladden and Laudner are doing the radio broadcast?  Are Provis and Attaberry the latest COVID victims?

They're trying to inject a little more excitement into the broadcast.

[wsnydes]

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

****.

 

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I had a tilty headed pug ad under this comment and it seemed very appropriate.  

[USAFChief]

I so want to like Miranda, but he sure makes it difficult. 

[mrtwinsfan]

GOTTA SAY, ANY HIGH HOPES I HAD FOR MIRANDA AFTER THE YEAR HE HAD Last year, not helping himself

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Score is still 1 love.

 

Top of the 5th.

 

Circus Boy has been updated.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, mrtwinsfan said:

GOTTA SAY, ANY HIGH HOPES I HAD FOR MIRANDA AFTER THE YEAR HE HAD Last year, not helping himself

I still have high hopes.

 

Ya gotta have hopes.

 

Miles and miles of it.

[Squirrel]

Okay ... clean the bathrooms or watch the game ... hmmmm .... think I'll go clean the bathroom ... 

[USAFChief]

Skubal. Great pitcher, or greatest ever?

[Aggies7]

This offense is literal melatonin oh my god