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GAME THREAD: Twins vs. Cleveland, 05/14/2022 @ 6:10 PM CST

cHawk

By cHawk
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We still have 3 dates left in May to start a game thread… May 26, 30 and 31. Send a PM to stringer bell today if you want to give it a go!

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wsnydes MVP

wsnydes

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1 minute ago, KirbyDome89 said:

Better not be Chris Paul's mom....

I don't know, I'm a fan of Chunky Soup.

wsnydes MVP

wsnydes

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2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

No. Yes. No. Yes. Perhaps. 

 

 

Ok, glad we cleared that up.

D. Hocking FCL Twins

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4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

A tractor.

I knew Chief's jokes reminded me of a classic comedian.  I was thinking Henny Youngman, but really, it is this guy.kdSY_P1NF_I.jpg

USAFChief GOAT

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Just now, D. Hocking said:

I knew Chief's jokes reminded me of a classic comedian.  I was thinking Henny Youngman, but really, it is this guy.kdSY_P1NF_I.jpg

Ok, ok, I've put on a few pounds. Maybe could use a body shave.

Geez, cut me some slack.

Schmoeman5 FCL Twins

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1 minute ago, D. Hocking said:

I knew Chief's jokes reminded me of a classic comedian.  I was thinking Henny Youngman, but really, it is this guy.kdSY_P1NF_I.jpg

Fozzie Bear was hilarious

wsnydes MVP

wsnydes

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2 minutes ago, D. Hocking said:

I knew Chief's jokes reminded me of a classic comedian.  I was thinking Henny Youngman, but really, it is this guy.kdSY_P1NF_I.jpg

Fitting doesn't seem to quite describe the perfection you have just stated.  Bravo!

wsnydes MVP

wsnydes

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Just now, USAFChief said:

Ok, ok, I've put on a few pounds. Maybe could use a body shave.

Geez, cut me some slack.

Like, one cheeseburger few pounds?  Two?  THREE?!?

Do you need a body hair oil sponsor?

wsnydes MVP

wsnydes

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4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Welcome to TD!

Been done already, Chief!  

Get some new material!

USAFChief GOAT

USAFChief

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Just now, wsnydes said:

Been done already, Chief!  

Get some new material!

I refuse to accept getting ninja'd by Squirrel. 

It.

Did.

Not.

Happen.

Full stop. 

wsnydes MVP

wsnydes

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6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Was?

It's called foreshadowing, Chief.  

I'll leave it at that.

Squirrel GOAT

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15 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

But the 2 old hecklers were gold

One of them was Chief in his teens

Richie the Rally Goat St Paul Saints

Richie the Rally Goat

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2 hours ago, KirbyDome89 said:

I'll add Celestino to the list with Lewis. Urshela and Sanchez are soaking up ABs high in the order while being nearly black hole status. I don't think there's much to lose by bumping some of the kids up. 

 agreed!
 

Celestino sports a 156 wRC+, 56% higher than league average, but SSS. He’s got .341 batting average .432 slug. Lewis has a 148 wRC+, also SSS with .320 batting average .520 slug.

it’s only a combined 75 plate appearances, but those two NEED to be in the top half of the lineup

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