Jump to content
Twins Daily
  • Create Account

Game Thread: Twins @ Texas 5:05 PST (7:05 CDT) 8/15/2019


Blake

Recommended Posts

Posted

Unfortunately, or, fortunately, depending on your view of my game thread openers, this one isn't much more than a "mail it in edition."

 

kitten

 
*Internet 101: When in doubt, go for the kitten.
 
But, when things seem bleakest, there's always music to pick you up:
 

 

*Recorded at the old Blues Alley, Minneapolis, Good times, good times.

 

The Twins are at Texas for a 4 game series, and, since the race in the Central has heated up, should be a good chance for the Twins to gain some ground on Cleveland. 

 

It's crunch time and we've got a barn burner of a race for the division title this year.

 

And, with that, we go to the 5 things that should, or should not, be mentioned:

 

1. Parkay or Butter?

2. Skim or Whole milk?

3. Cheese or Cheez Whiz?

4. Coke or Pepsi?

 

 

Lineups:

 

 

5. Play ball!

  • Replies 260
  • Created
  • Last Reply
Posted

Disclaimer: Any and all indications the author is completely out of ideas is erroneous and, dare I say, almost libelous! 

 

With that, I bid you good night, sir!

 

Wile E. Coyote, esq.

 

 

Posted

Not sure what happened, but it took a long time for this post to go through.

Posted

10 days ago I was expecting the Twins to be up 5 games after this coming Sunday. Then again I was also expecting them to go 5-2 against ATL and CLV instead of 2-5. I guess a 2 -1/2 game lead after Sunday is the best we can hope for.

Posted

But that’s a dry heat...

 

At least that’s what they tell people as they are carting them away in ambulances.

Theres a difference, I’ve been to Irving Tx in the summer, It’s miserable, more comfortable here by far
Posted

 

Theres a difference, I’ve been to Irving Tx in the summer, It’s miserable, more comfortable here by far

It's a balmy 104 here.

Posted

 

We can quit pretending we have anything for the Tribe. Its over.

If we've learned anything, it's that the Yankees can overcome 7-run deficits handily. No worries mate.

Posted

I'm sure the Yankees will slap Cleveland down a few puigs, I mean pegs! And the Twins have the B squad in there so I feel a win tonite! Coke, Butter,hate Milk, Cheese please with a side of BL in the lovely blue can...a necessity when watching our pitching....

Posted

I'm cheering for the Indians to beat the Yankees - I just hate New York that much.

 

Boy, how mad must Yankees fans be that they didn't acquire any starting pitching? They couldn't even get Robbie freaking Ray! We talk about how Twins pitching isn't going hold up in the postseason, but how is New York's going to?

 

I wonder if the Indians could take down the Yanks in the playoffs. They certainly seem to be up to the task...

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

The Twins Daily Caretaker Fund
The Twins Daily Caretaker Fund

You all care about this site. The next step is caring for it. We’re asking you to caretake this site so it can remain the premier Twins community on the internet.

×
×
  • Create New...