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Game Thread: Twins vs Indians 8/10/19 6:10 CDT


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Just checked in to the game- 2nd inning- is Jake over 50 pitches yet?

38

38 pitches after 2? He's rolling.

 

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Don't really believe in "must-win" games, especially during a 162 game baseball season.

 

But, contradictions aside, today feels like a must-win.

Oh hey. You're so right about that.

 

Lose tonight and what stops us from being swept?

Posted

 

Carnac, the Magnificent: "Chance of a shower around 9."

Ed McMahon: Chance of a shower around 9? In Los Angeles?

Carnac: I am not aware of a location. Just the answer. "Chance of a shower around 9".

Ed: Be that as it may, your Magnificence.
Carnac: It is always around 9, somewhere in the world, after all

Ed: I thought your saying was that it's always 5 somewhere.

Carnac: <double take> Hey. Stick to the cue cards.

Ed: <squints> "You. Are. Most. Wise."

Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand agave plants bite you in your tequila sunrise.

Ed: Perhaps we should move on to the question inside the hermetically sealed envelope?

Carnac: Perhaps.

Ed: The answer being, "Chance of a shower around 9."

Carnac: <opens, blows, removes card> "What did the Twins manager tell his starting pitcher to expect, just before a cloudless 8:10 pm start?"

 

Carnac: <opens, blows, removes card> "What does Mrs. Riverbrian say every morning from inside the bathroom to a pacing Riverbrian outside the bathroom". 

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Carnac: <opens, blows, removes card> "What does Mrs. Riverbrian say every morning from inside the bathroom to a pacing Riverbrian outside the bathroom". 

Keeping her other thoughts to herself, apparently.

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Keeping her other thoughts to herself, apparently.

 

Yeah

 

"I own the bathroom for these 6 hours every morning".

 

"If you also want to get ready for work, get up at 2AM". 

 

 

 

 

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Just checking the score quick, seems like every inning this whole series, Cleveland has a man or men on base. Lots of pressure on the Twins pitching from the Indians. Relentless.

Posted

 

Just checking the score quick, seems like every inning this whole series, Cleveland has a man or men on base. Lots of pressure on the Twins pitching from the Indians. Relentless.

 

Yeah Jake has been playing with fire these first couple innings. Hasn't gotten burned yet thankfully.

Posted

Jake- the walks, we gotta talk about the walks.

 

Slo-mo car crash any moment now.

 

In a vacuum, I didn't hate the walk to Kipnis, but, yeah, it's ridiculous this series.

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Yeah

 

"I own the bathroom for these 6 hours every morning".

 

"If you also want to get ready for work, get up at 2AM". 

Also, "the sink porcelain is white, your whiskers aren't, are you BLIND?"

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Also, "the sink porcelain is white, your whiskers aren't, are you BLIND?"

 

Our bathroom sink porcelain is blue. 

 

It does a great job hiding the toothpaste. 

 

And my blue whiskers.  

Posted

 

22 runs in the bottom of the 9th?

 

You gotta believe in your team. 

If I'm still watching my team down 22 runs in the 9th...………..I'm probably senile and don't realise it. 

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