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Game Thread: 5/15/19 Twins vs. Angels 12:10 CDT

Diesel

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LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Yeah, it's  a nice little promotion and there's at least a theoretical chance you might win, but being given a handful of scratch-offs by the Twins would feel to me like being invited to Dave St. Peter's house to clean the grout in all the bathrooms.

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Morneau shows off his brilliant gift for understatement again, saying that we may almost be spoiled by how often Twins starters have pitched well this season...

 

I guess it's an individual thing, but I'm almost spoiled by the Twins starters pitching well in about the same way that Caligula may have occasionally dabbled in personal excess.

Diesel FCL Twins

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If this Angels team actually had some starting pitching, they would be World Series contenders.... Alas, they probably won't even make the playoffs

Tomj14 Draft Eligible

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Does it surprise anybody that when the starting pitchers get close to 85-90 pitches they start having problems? You know since when they are on their game they aren't allowed to go any further than that.

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Jason Castro was eight feet tall and fathered every child in that stadium!!

 

"And consumed the English with fireballs from his eyes and lightning from his arse!"

 

PS You were probably right to not go with the 'every child in the stadium' thing on Mother's Day. Just sayin'. 

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Maybe if Sano struggles at 3rd we just transition him to catcher. Twins' catchers are sluggin

 

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Blake All-Star

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I see the Twins are toying with the Angels today.

 

Let them believe they've got a chance then lower the boom.

 

I like it.

Blake All-Star

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Who are you guys and what have you done with the real Twins?

*sotto voice*

 

We've secretly replaced the Twins with the 1927 Yankees. Let's watch and see if anyone notices.

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