Game Thread: 5/15/19 Twins vs. Angels 12:10 CDT

[mrtwinsfan]

They r Spoiling us, long way to go

[MMMordabito]

 

*sotto voice*

 

We've secretly replaced the Twins with the 1927 Yankees. Let's watch and see if anyone notices.

 

I did hear a rumor on one of the Twins' fan sites that we had Babe Ruth at catcher.

[mrtwinsfan]

 

Please send May out for the 7th.

Rocco heard ya

[Blake]

May struck out Trout.

 

Wow.

[VATwinsFan]

 

Rocco heard ya

Sent him a text.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Ohtani is a real pain in the ass.

[mrtwinsfan]

Without the shift . i think that was a d.p.??

[VATwinsFan]

 

Please send May out for the 7th.

On second thought..........

[mrtwinsfan]

 

Sent him a text.

Tell him to quit shifting so much

[MNT1996]

These Angels just won't go away

[bighat]

May showing why he's the guy the Twins rely on when they're up by 5 runs with 2 innings to play.

[mrtwinsfan]

May and M,gill  pretty much the same ??

[D. Hocking]

 

Tell him to quit shifting so much

 

This is not a good sentence to quickly read over and not look closely at all the words.

[bighat]

Juuussst a bit outside there Magill.

[VATwinsFan]

Oh sure, why not?

[MMMordabito]

How about another sac fly now?

[mrtwinsfan]

W.T.F.   getting old

[Blake]

 

Ohtani is a real pain in the ass.

I really like him as a player but, darn it, can't he just do his thing against every other team?

[VATwinsFan]

Angels have 7 batters in the line-up hitting .288 or better. 

[mrtwinsfan]

 

This is not a good sentence to quickly read over and not look closely at all the words.

Good One !!

[bighat]

 

 

Ohtani is a real pain in the ass.

 

I wonder if maybe this Tommy John year is a blessing in disguise for Ohtani? I mean...if he keeps hitting like this he could become a full-time DH a la Edgar Martinez, Nelson Cruz, etc. The guy could hit 35 HR and knock in 100 runs as a hitter.

[Aggies7]

The complete inability to put the angels away this entire series has been absolutely maddening

[MNT1996]

Magill just wanted to add a little suspense to the game is all

[Brock Beauchamp]

Thank god.

[VATwinsFan]

One run is better than 3 or 4 I suppose.  Then again the Angels get to bat two more times.

[MMMordabito]

Thank you, David Felcher!!

[MNT1996]

This is the guy that people missed when he was on the DL?

[FlauerPauer]

Getting kind of over the whole Willians Astudillo experiment. The guy needs to start taking some pitches and getting on base. I get he's a fan favorite, but man is his absolute non-production in his past three weeks of playing is getting old, quick.

[FlauerPauer]

Is that Roger Dorn out there?

[Han Joelo]

 

This is not a good sentence to quickly read over and not look closely at all the words.

Har!  I am a son of a birth person, and when she read this, boy was mother flustered.  She was a copbuster AND a cropduster at different points in her life.  (A copbuster is the colloquial term for an ombudsmen.)  In addition to that, she once went on a cruise on which both the pope and the Dalai Lama were present--that was one holy ship!

 

Anyway, 12 people have replied as I tried to come up with this malarkey.  Man, I hope the Twins haven't blown this lead!