Game Thread: Twins v Royals Doubleheader, 5/21 - Gm 1@1:10pm, Gm 2@tbd

[PDX Twin]

Anybody else miss the hokey old Twins' song? "We're gonna win, Twins. We're gonna score. We're gonna win, Twins. Watch that baseball soar!" Or, as my Mom used to say when I'd come home scraped up from the sandlot: "Wash that baseball sore!"

[Jerr]

 

And it's a traditional double header today....ohhhh the memories when it wasn't squeezing that last dollar out of the true fans..............

I see a lot of runs in that Twins lineup     

[Blake]

Okay, Hughes, 5 more innings like that one.

[DrNeau]

Mauer DOUBLE

[Blake]

Joe seemed to take healthier cuts at the ball during that plate appearance.

[DrNeau]

Hunter is cracking me up. I'm actually wearing a Hunter 48 jersey shirt rn. LOL.

[ashbury]

Mauer DOUBLE

Mauer SMASH!

 

 

[Danchat]

Phil!!

[ashbury]

_{^{Perez smash.}}

[Blake]

Perez is something else.

[Darius]

Hughes is done as a starter.

[crapforks]

Former players and the whole 'the game has changed,' 'now-a-days...' trope gets tiring. Outside of that, I have enjoyed Torii.

[Jerr]

 

Hughes is done as a starter.

Yep,   

[twinssporto]

Will the second game be televised?

[Blake]

 

Will the second game be televised?

The initial pre-game broadcast indicated FSN is broadcasting both. Nothing definitive, however.

[Mill1634]

I believe on twitter someone said both are televised on FSN 

[Mill1634]

#Strikemoutthrowemout

[jud6312]

"Hey Phil, just throw first pitch fastballs to every player. Belt high and as close to the middle of the plate as possible. Hitters hate those pitches."

 

"Thanks, Joe. I'll remind Jason."

[Blake]

Castro is reminding me of Laudner. Good behind the plater and throwing out runners. Any offense is a bonus.

[jud6312]

 

The initial pre-game broadcast indicated FSN is broadcasting both. Nothing definitive, however.

 

I'd put it at 50-50 ... they might have that one show with the girl whose dad was almost as famous as his dead hunting dog lined up to run the rest of the afternoon.

 

Or maybe the Lynx have to play. You'd hate to have those 2 or 3 dozen fans get mad.

[Mill1634]

ummmmm

[Mill1634]

Dozier should have been traded. 

[Jerr]

Where is everyone that is usually here????

Saving it up for Game Two?????

[USAFChief]

Return of the assbats.

 

 

[glunn]

 

Where is everyone that is usually here????

Saving it up for Game Two?????

The Twins' starters today are probably dampening interest.

[Blake]

 

Return of the assbats.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

[USAFChief]

What's the difference between a public transportation terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

[Mill1634]

Hughes gonna Hughes

[crapforks]

Hughes really needs to make an adjustment. 

 

[Blake]

Yeah, Hughes!