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Game Thread: Twins v Royals Doubleheader, 5/21 - Gm 1@1:10pm, Gm 2@tbd

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Same here..where do they go inside or outside the shell?????????????????????????

And does it matter and WHHHHYYYYYY????????

Nice, decent Catholic lobsters put them inside.

 

Only nice decent Catholic lobsters that go off to college and break out of their repressed youth by stripping let them hang out.

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Nice, decent Catholic lobsters put them inside.

Only nice decent Catholic lobsters that go off to college and break out of their repressed youth by stripping let them hang out.

Much different than the Catholic girls I knew back in my youth....

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I never mentioned that I'm sitting at a suite for today's game. It's right next to Joe Mauers personal suite. His wife and kids are there right now.

Also these suites are really sweet... pardon the pun.

Did they boo him on the popup?

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I'm taking the kid to see that talking raccoons in space movie. Who wants to sub in for me and post random internet memes in place of actual baseball commentary?

 

Wait, never mind, i think we're good here...

 

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He may have had a couple of chardonnays. What of it?

Switched to hard liquor apparently. Maybe that's not such a bad plan...

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I never mentioned that I'm sitting at a suite for today's game. It's right next to Joe Mauers personal suite. His wife and kids are there right now.

Also these suites are really sweet... pardon the pun.

Yeah, I've heard the suites are plush. I understand they will seat quite a few people, making it possible to split the cost.

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Dick: "Great catch, Torii, where was that?"

 

Torii:  "Fort Wayne."

 

Dick:  "Fort Wayne?  We were in Fort Wayne??  What team was that?"

 

Torii:  "The Wizards.  Fort Wayne Wizards."

 

Dick:  "What team was that?"

 

Torii:   "...   ...   The Wizards..."

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Dick: "Great catch, Torii, where was that?"

 

Torii:  "Fort Wayne."

 

Dick:  "Fort Wayne?  We were in Fort Wayne??  What team was that?"

 

Torii:  "The Wizards.  Fort Wayne Wizards."

 

Dick:  "What team was that?"

 

Torii:   "...   ...   The Wizards..."

 

In my opinion... Torii might be too much personality for Dick to handle. 

 

Dick is trying but it is a gear change from Bert. 

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