Game Thread: Twins v Royals Doubleheader, 5/21 - Gm 1@1:10pm, Gm 2@tbd

[Joe A. Preusser]

Same here..where do they go inside or outside the shell?????????????????????????

And does it matter and WHHHHYYYYYY????????

Nice, decent Catholic lobsters put them inside.

 

Only nice decent Catholic lobsters that go off to college and break out of their repressed youth by stripping let them hang out.

[Jerr]

 

yes.

Good as my wondering is done!

[USAFChief]

 

http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/120603030510-richard-dawson-6-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg

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"Took 20 posts, but somebody FINALLY got around to tossing me a bone."

[Riverbrian]

We could set the record for pop ups in a single game. 

[Jerr]

 

Nice, decent Catholic lobsters put them inside.

Only nice decent Catholic lobsters that go off to college and break out of their repressed youth by stripping let them hang out.

Much different than the Catholic girls I knew back in my youth....

[Riverbrian]

 

http://aveleyman.com/Gallery/ActorsH/tve8251-19661007-156.jpg

 

"Took 20 posts, but somebody FINALLY got around to tossing me a bone."

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/03/11/0311-cynthia-lynn-1.jpg

[USAFChief]

 

We could set the record for pop ups in a single game. 

Try switching to Chrome.

[Riverbrian]

 

Much different than the Catholic girls I knew back in my youth....

 

They could get crabby

[Danchat]

I never mentioned that I'm sitting at a suite for today's game. It's right next to Joe Mauers personal suite. His wife and kids are there right now.

 

Also these suites are really sweet... pardon the pun.

[GCTF]

We could set the record for pop ups in a single game.

Is this about the intrusive ads on this site?

[GCTF]

Try switching to Chrome.

Son of a

[USAFChief]

 

Son of a

too late, furr'ner.

[USAFChief]

 

I never mentioned that I'm sitting at a suite for today's game. It's right next to Joe Mauers personal suite. His wife and kids are there right now.

Also these suites are really sweet... pardon the pun.

Did they boo him on the popup?

[LaBombo]

I'm taking the kid to see that talking raccoons in space movie. Who wants to sub in for me and post random internet memes in place of actual baseball commentary?

 

Wait, never mind, i think we're good here...

 

[USAFChief]

My youngest, JrChiefJr, is into song writing.  He's just a amateur, but he's really started to become popular among the young Hispanic crowd here in Tucson.  His latest song is about, of all things...tortillas.

 

Actually, come to think of it, it's more of a rap.

[Danchat]

Did they boo him on the popup?

They just got here, they haven't see a Joe PA yet.

[Riverbrian]

 

I never mentioned that I'm sitting at a suite for today's game. It's right next to Joe Mauers personal suite. His wife and kids are there right now.

Also these suites are really sweet... pardon the pun.

 

How can Joe afford that? 

[Jerr]

 

They could get crabby

Not mine   

[Jham]

 

He may have had a couple of chardonnays. What of it?

Switched to hard liquor apparently. Maybe that's not such a bad plan...

[Jerr]

"Catholic girls, start much too late" per Billy Joel ...not mine...per me.

Just to be ahead of what I anticipate will come....

[BoofBonser]

Rally time!

 

[ashbury]

I'm taking the kid to see that talking raccoons in space movie. Who wants to sub in for me and post random internet memes in place of actual baseball commentary?

 

Wait, never mind, i think we're good here...

 

[Blake]

 

I never mentioned that I'm sitting at a suite for today's game. It's right next to Joe Mauers personal suite. His wife and kids are there right now.

Also these suites are really sweet... pardon the pun.

Yeah, I've heard the suites are plush. I understand they will seat quite a few people, making it possible to split the cost.

[USAFChief]

Dick: "Great catch, Torii, where was that?"

 

Torii:  "Fort Wayne."

 

Dick:  "Fort Wayne?  We were in Fort Wayne??  What team was that?"

 

Torii:  "The Wizards.  Fort Wayne Wizards."

 

Dick:  "What team was that?"

 

Torii:   "...   ...   The Wizards..."

[GCTF]

Provous...former twin Tommy Milone didn't make it through 2 innings today giving up 7 runs.

 

Gladden...you're surprised by that? lol

[ashbury]

Yeah, I've heard the suites are plush. I understand they will seat quite a few people, making it possible to split the cost.

You'll never forget your first time.

[Riverbrian]

 

Dick: "Great catch, Torii, where was that?"

 

Torii:  "Fort Wayne."

 

Dick:  "Fort Wayne?  We were in Fort Wayne??  What team was that?"

 

Torii:  "The Wizards.  Fort Wayne Wizards."

 

Dick:  "What team was that?"

 

Torii:   "...   ...   The Wizards..."

 

In my opinion... Torii might be too much personality for Dick to handle. 

 

Dick is trying but it is a gear change from Bert. 

[Jerr]

Come on Sano you are due!!!!!

[USAFChief]

 

In my opinion... Torii might be too much personality for Dick to handle. 

 

Dick is trying but it is a gear change from Bert. 

Dick also hasn't had to react from something new from Bert for a decade.

[glunn]

 

You'll never forget your first time.

I won't!