Game Thread: Twins vs Rockies, 5/18/17 @ 6:10 PM CT

[70charger]

 

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I'd tell you to lighten up (Francis), but I just can't disagree with the message.

[notoriousgod71]

LaTroy is very preoccupied with the bullpen guy rubbing up balls.

[Aggies7]

Never heard Dick more excited for a weak liner

[USAFChief]

How do you turn a dishwasher into a lawn mower?

[LaBombo]

 

I'm not your buddy, friend!

 

Who you callin' friend, pal?

 

 

[Aggies7]

Laughable amount of runners left on base tonight. Absurd.

[Jerr]

 

Is there a bacon conservation society?

Maybe there should be?

I am guardedly optimistic of avoiding a sweep this series...

Best I could find, but in is a few steps before it is actually bacon :   http://www.conservationpigs.co.uk/

[David HK]

Thanks, Bri.  

 

[spinowner]

 

How do you turn a dishwasher into a lawn mower?

In my case I walk from the kitchen out to the garage.

[TwinsCD]

This team LOVES to leave the bases loaded.

[Aggies7]

More folks left on base than fans in the ol stands

[USAFChief]

 

In my case I walk from the kitchen out to the garage.

Yeah, that works.

 

I was gonna go with "buy her one."

[David HK]

Come on, Brandon.  Facing 2-3-4 should be no problem a'tall.

[Jerr]

 

More folks left on base than fans in the ol stands

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I'm not your buddy, friend!

[Jerr]

 

Yeah, that works.

 

I was gonna go with "buy her one."

Yeah, that worked back in YOUR days, Chief..........     

[USAFChief]

 

Every game thread needs a big toe.

[Aggies7]

Wow, Dozier looks bad. Is it my imagination or has he looked bad for a while? Maybe time to lead off Mauer and give Adrianza some second base time.

 

6 for his last 34

[USAFChief]

Not a good idea to fall behind 2-0 to CarGo.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Berrios warming in the pen?

[Aggies7]

Ol kintzler rarely has a clean inning. More like every outing is impending doom

[spinowner]

Yikes. Maybe we should try out Berríos at closer.

[LaBombo]

 

This team LOVES to leave the bases loaded.

 

No worries. It's just a matter of time until someone Homers in that situation.

 

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[Jerr]

Don't blow this game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aggies7]

Joe really is a great 1B

[Jerr]

Twins listened!!!!

[yarnivek1972]

Whew

[70charger]

Wow. That'll do.

[USAFChief]

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winnah

[SwainZag]

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