Article: Game Thread: Twins v A's, 5/2 @ 7:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

what course do you usually play?

Dozier really wanted three tonight.  He swung the bat like I swing the driver playing golf on a short and very straight par 4 with a high wind to my back, no trees or obstacles for miles around and 6 Coors Light in my belly...

 

[TwinsCD]

Given our success with Johan and Ervin, are there any other pitching Santanas that can come help us?

[Aggies7]

Ummm I do?

Just seems I always hear about it on twins broadcasts. Like Wawa on this side of the world

[David HK]

 

Bat throwing is always a good sign.  Great hitters do that now and then.

Tony O used to deal out Louisville Souvenirs fairly regularly.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Dozier really wanted three tonight.  He swung the bat like I swing the driver playing golf on a short and very straight par 4 with a high wind to my back, no trees or obstacles for miles around and 6 Coors Light in my belly...

Coors original and you would have had it.

[70charger]

 

A Mauer HR and a Santana double in the same game.

 

W.

 

T.

 

F?

 

Back to normal with Tonkin?

[TwinsCD]

At what point do we cut bait with Tonkin?

[ashbury]

Tonkin is coming in.

Thanks for the jinx.

[BoofBonser]

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS TONKIN

[USAFChief]

 

Does everyone in MN go to menard's?

Only those that want to save big money.

[TwinsCD]

 

Just seems I always hear about it on twins broadcasts. Like Wawa on this side of the world

 

It's a Wa-wa Hoagie Fest!!

[Riverbrian]

 

Does everyone in MN go to menard's?

 

Yeah

 

You save Big Money

 

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

Just seems I always hear about it on twins broadcasts. Like Wawa on this side of the world

Wawa?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

"A one thousand mile journey begins with a single step."

 

- Oakland A's, May 2, 2017

[GCTF]

 

At what point do we cut bait with Tonkin?

Yesterday would have worked for me.

[Riverbrian]

 

Given our success with Johan and Ervin, are there any other pitching Santanas that can come help us?

 

You just might have found a solution to the Danny Santana problem. 

 

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

At what point do we cut bait with Tonkin?

On Lake Minnetonka.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

At what point do we cut bait with Tonkin?

When we have the guts to drown him in the lake while we are fishing.

[twinssporto]

 

Coors original and you would have had it.

I'm getting fat.  Need to drink the diet Coors.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Oh wait Tonkin just got a strikeout.

 

That quote is fake news.

[USAFChief]

 

At what point do we cut bait with Tonkin?

I ain't gettin nowhere's near him with a knife in his hands, I can tell you that.

[Aggies7]

Wawa?

Yes, there are certain parts of this area where everything you see either is, was or will be a Wawa

[gil4]

 

Tonkin is coming in.

 

 

Come on man I'm eating! 






Don't make me puke

That didn't take long.  I heard on another thread that the idea that his fastball is straight as an arrow is just an illusion that fools batters into hitting massive home runs,

[crapforks]

You just might have found a solution to the Danny Santana problem.

He does have a nice arm

[AZTwin]

Given our success with Johan and Ervin, are there any other pitching Santanas that can come help us?

Fun fact: Ervin Santana's birth name was Johan Santana but he changed it as he was coming up through the minors because there was another pitcher named Johan Santana.

[Joe A. Preusser]

I'm getting fat.  Need to drink the diet Coors.

Live man...LIVE!

[Jerr]

 

I'm getting fat.  Need to drink the diet Coors.

 for you drinking Diet Beers,something that never should have come to pass even IF, "born in the Rockies".

 

Edited May 3, 2017 by Jerr

[Riverbrian]

Gimenez probably should have caught that baseball... or at least tried to catch that baseball. 

 

I assume he isn't used to catching stuff. 

 

Maybe he put down two fingers instead of one and Sano missed the sign. 

 

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

I ain't gettin nowhere's near him with a knife in his hands, I can tell you that.

He'll probably miss. Have you watched him pitch?

[USAFChief]

winnah.

 

I had that cue'd up for like 15 minutes.   I'd make some smart$$$$ remark about Tonkin, but tonight was just too much fun.

 

Great job everyone.  Top notch game thread.