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I worked with a guy while living in Canada who referred to himself as an America ... a North American. He made a point to tell me just about every day that those from the States aren't the only Americans and it's wrong to call ourselves that.

Let him be on a plane where the hijackers say "all the Americans raise their hands," and see how he feels then. :)

 

/ USians being well known for pretending to be Canadian in such situations...

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I talked to a friend in San Francisco last night and he asked if I was still following the Twins. I said I was and he said why? I said you have that even year thing going and he said it was like a curse that should be broken. I think they're losing their pep out there.

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I thought science wasn't allowed in Texas. Didn't they put up a wall or something to keep scientist out?

They wanted to.. But then they realized it takes science and math to build a wall too! As a consolation prize, we are disguising all scientists as college football players. That way they can get so concussed all science knowledge will be gone. 

 

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I thought science wasn't allowed in Texas. Didn't they put up a wall or something to keep scientist out?

They were going to but Oklahoma wouldn't pay for it.

Oklahoma? Scientists? I think my brain jus' asplode.

 

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If any of you guys are serious about coming here after the election, you better hurry, we're almost done. It'll be pretty impenetrable I figure, lots of locks.

 

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You have some work to do.  I am pretty sure I was able to canoe on Canadian water on Moose Lake  last month (we tend to have about five names for all of our lakes), and security was pretty lax.  If there would have been some exotic Canadian product that had a high demand to smuggle back with me - I could have done it easily.  

 

Who is paying for this wall?  You might want to try billing  the city of Roseau.  I think Ely would just ignore you.

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If any of you guys are serious about coming here after the election, you better hurry, we're almost done. It'll be pretty impenetrable I figure, lots of locks.

 

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Even at my age (Heaven forbid if, I would want to come to live in Canada) I know I could take that down with a snowball or two, once I warm up that snow, in order to make said snowball     :go:

 

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Since the Saudis decided to implode the crude market ND has tons of idle tunneling equipment. Rumor has it that Pablo Escobar bought some of it, but the rest will work nicely for "The Great Escape" on 11/9. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if Pablo joined us? Hmmm maybe he thinks Estevan, SK is a Hispanic community?

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You have some work to do.  I am pretty sure I was able to canoe on Canadian water on Moose Lake  last month (we tend to have about five names for all of our lakes), and security was pretty lax.  If there would have been some exotic Canadian product that had a high demand to smuggle back with me - I could have done it easily.  

 

Who is paying for this wall?  You might want to try billing  the city of Roseau.  I think Ely would just ignore you.

Yeah, we were watching, don't worry. Besides, after that tubing incident in Sarnia, I'm not sure we have much to worry about. 

 

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Roseau? Maybe Big Buff will put in a word for us.

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If any of you guys are serious about coming here after the election, you better hurry, we're almost done. It'll be pretty impenetrable I figure, lots of locks.

 

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Challenge accepted....

 

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I'd like to see you try bub.

And since you are Canadian, I didn't mean the WHOLE wall, just enough to get myself thru    ;)

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