Game Thread: Twins @ Braves, 8/17 @ 6:10pm CT

[Guest]

Uh.... Why no pinch hitter? Is Molitor awake?

Don't worry. He'll take responsibility in tomorrow's paper.

[Craig Arko]

So, Braves are up 10-0, then? What a drag.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I guess if Eric Gregg says it's a strike, it's a strike.

[Mike Sixel]

What?? And take out the starter before he coughs up a lead???

 

Dude, no offense, but that's why you're here on the internet, and he's in the dugout.

Ok....that was funny

[wsnydes]

What?? And take out the starter before he coughs up a lead???

 

Dude, no offense, but that's why you're here on the internet, and he's in the dugout.

Now I think my sarcasm meter is broken.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

What?? And take out the starter before he coughs up a lead???

 

Dude, no offense, but that's why you're here on the internet, and he's in the dugout.

LOL tho I can half defend* Gibby staying in the game for the bottom of the sixth. You only have so many players and it's still early.

 

 

*Emphasis on half

[Aggies7]

Well Gibson goes 6. Gotta give him credit. And a 1-2-3 inning

[wsnydes]

And you guys doubted him! Suck it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, I didn't expect that either.

[USAFChief]

Gibson pitches 1-2-3 bottom 6,

 

Molitor:

 

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Now I think my sarcasm meter is broken.

I'm sure it is still under warrenty.

[Aggies7]

So, Braves are up 10-0, then? What a drag.

Boy, I step away to take a quick shower and it all goes to hell.

[wsnydes]

Nah, I broke the case seal when I tried to fix it myself. Never do that.

[USAFChief]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/92/1172/1600/normal_turkey.jpg

 

Turns out Dave = avian flu

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I think 10-0 was an emotional score. Obviously no cause for concern until it reaches 11.

 

The actual score is more like 3-2.

 

The sun has set, so i am leaving a rest stop and don't have to drive into it.

 

Funny how ya spot more Minnesota license plates the closer you get to Minnesota...

[CampQ]

Hm, seems my complex lost power

[USAFChief]

bases loaded, none out.

 

in play, run(s) please.

[wsnydes]

Let's see if they can manage to plate one this time...

[wsnydes]

bases loaded, none out.

 

in play, run(s) please.

You mean that you don't want to see

"Missed bunt"?

[Platoon]

Gibson pitches 1-2-3 bottom 6,

 

Molitor:

 

 

What exactly do you have against the Zika virus! Or Dutch Elm disease?

[Aggies7]

I just entered one of my beers into my first ever homebrew competition. Vegas has me at 3000 to 1 to place

[wsnydes]

What exactly do you have against the Zika virus! Or Dutch Elm disease?

Emerald Ash Borer>>>>>>>>>>Dutch elm.

 

Am I doing this right?

[mnfireman]

 Rosario!

[Physics Guy]

Nice AB Rosario!

[Aggies7]

Oh Eddie

[Aggies7]

Dang Bert, I love you but you have to stop calling every defensive bobble a "bad hop". That simply galls me as a groundskeeper

[Taildragger8791]

 

I just entered one of my beers into my first ever homebrew competition. Vegas has me at 3000 to 1 to place

 

What kind of beer?

[USAFChief]

 

What kind of beer?

swill, apparently.

[wsnydes]

What kind of beer?

Homebrew! Pay attention man!

 

 

 

I'm a whiskey guy, sorry.

[Aggies7]

What kind of beer?

It's just a regular old Amber lager. This competition has 175 entrants and I'm counting on most people doing some silly concoctions like pineapple infused double ipa's. No one will want to enter a yuengling clone ha

[Rigby]

This team's bunting makes Norwood look like Carew.