Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers, 5/16@6:10pm CT

[David HK]

Wow, Sano, whew.......

 

Is right field in Comerica part of the Bermuda Triangle now, or what?

[spinowner]

Twins players to Dean: Shake it off, rook, and don't worry. We got your back.

[Riverbrian]

 

Great. First we give up the lead and now I burn the roof of my mouth on leftover reheated pizza. Terrible night.

 

I finally went to Target tonight and I picked up some of that Steaz Peach Tea that ChiTown likes. 

 

I put in the fridge and chilled it immediately. 

 

Just opened it and had some... Let's just say... it tastes like "The English Patient". 

[USAFChief]

 

Wow, Sano, whew.......

 

Is right field in Comerica part of the Bermuda Triangle now, or what?

According to Google Maps, no.  Still in Michigan, same as before.

[spinowner]

 

Great. First we give up the lead and now I burn the roof of my mouth on leftover reheated pizza. Terrible night.

If it was newly-baked in a restaurant I could handle the burn. Leftover reheated, not so much.

[USAFChief]

 

I finally went to Target tonight and I picked up some of that Steaz Peach Tea that ChiTown likes. 

 

I put in the fridge and chilled it immediately. 

 

Just opened it and had some... Let's just say... it tastes like "The English Patient". 

Lemme guess.  Like...peach tea?

[David HK]

Hee hee ho ho har.....

 

They just announced tomorrow's starters--- they're gonna make today's score look like a classic pitchers' duel....

[ashbury]

Wait, I thought Castellanos got ejected! Or at least that's what Dick & Bert said.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that the third baseman there is only MOSTLY ejected. There's a big difference between mostly ejected and all ejected. Mostly ejected is slightly playing. With all ejected, well, with all ejected there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change for his fine.

[Aggies7]

I finally went to Target tonight and I picked up some of that Steaz Peach Tea that ChiTown likes. 

 

I put in the fridge and chilled it immediately. 

 

Just opened it and had some... Let's just say... it tastes like "The English Patient".

 

The only peach type of drink I enjoy is a Sex on the Beach

[Aggies7]

If it was newly-baked in a restaurant I could handle the burn. Leftover reheated, not so much.

This was honestly better tasting the second time around. You haven't eaten pizza until you've eaten NE PA pizza.

[Riverbrian]

 

If it was newly-baked in a restaurant I could handle the burn. Leftover reheated, not so much.

 

It's not as much fun now with TORT reform. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Am I the only one who burst out laughing when that ball was dropped by the Tigers fielder?

But laughing with him, not at him?

[USAFChief]

With Suzuki's wheels, I'm shocked that didn't work.

[spinowner]

Daughter: Is Suzuki fast enough to try to bunt for a hit?

Me: Obviously not.

[Aggies7]

What was that, Kurt? Honestly if you're so terrible (I know he homered tonight), that you have to try THAT, THEN...ask to be taken out of the lineup.

[Puckett34]

I thought we banned bunting

[DiscGolfer]

Did I just see...

 

Na, couldn't have been.

 

Who spiked my drink cuz I swear I just saw Suzuki try to bunt for a hit.

[Riverbrian]

 

With Suzuki's wheels, I'm shocked that didn't work.

 

He spends the entire game in the dirt... He didn't realize that the grass was long. 

[pierre75275]

Why am I not surprised that Pat Dean was left in to give up the go ahead run after such a gutty effort tonight? Now after all that he is on the hook for the loss

[spinowner]

That bunt would have been a good play only if it worked.

[HitInAPinch]

Ooo...  Arcia pinch hitting for Santana.  Please, please, puhlezzz let him play center field       

[Aggies7]

What is arcia' swing and contact to swing and miss ratio?

[David HK]

 

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that the third baseman there is only MOSTLY ejected. There's a big difference between mostly ejected and all ejected. Mostly ejected is slightly playing. With all ejected, well, with all ejected there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change for his fine.

Is that like "mostly dead?"

[USAFChief]

We complain and complain about Molitor not pinch hitting, so he sends up Arcia against a leftie.  "See, internet know-it-alls?  Pinch hit, pinch hit, pinch hit.  Blah blah blah.  Now STFU."

[ashbury]

Justin Wilson brings some heat.

[twinssporto]

ARCIA BOMB!!

This post works wether he ties the game with a homer or strikes out... 

[Aggies7]

I shouldn't be mad that we are probably going to lose this game, but I still am.

[twinssporto]

 

Daughter: Is Suzuki fast enough to try to bunt for a hit?

Me: Obviously not.

Smart kid.  

[pierre75275]

And then we let Arcia pinch-hit against a LHP for which he has ....what 150 lower OPS against then right handers?? I mean cmon...are we even trying to win at this point?

[Riverbrian]

 

Daughter: Is Suzuki fast enough to try to bunt for a hit?

Me: Obviously not.

 

Daughter: Is Suzuki Fast Enough to try and bunt for a hit?

 

Me: Only a Harley could pull that off. And the bikers who drive them make fine husbands.