Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Cleveland Indians 5-15 12:10 CDT

[USAFChief]

 

I no longer get the jokes on Game Threads.

 

Except the plays on Abad's last name.

That's too abad.

[Comrade Bork]

Cmon May! Dig deep!

[jimbo92107]

Trevor May has successfully out-thunk his catcher. 

[formerly33]

 

That's too abad.

Abad joke is grammatically correct. If not, it's just abad attempt at abad joke.

[HitInAPinch]

here we go again.......

[LaBombo]

 

I'm still sensitive to the Negativity Police from yesterday.

 

They're really not that bad if you get to know them a little better...

 

http://johndotorgslashblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/superbad-cops.jpg

[Linus]

Does Trevor think he throws 100

[jimbo92107]

Goodness, if May has a straight change, now is the time...

[Riverbrian]

 

here we go again.......

 

Going down the only road I've ever known? 

[ashbury]

 

They're really not that bad if you get to know them a little better...

 

http://johndotorgslashblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/superbad-cops.jpg

You misspelled Abad's last name. HTH.

[jimbo92107]

Batters get themselves out, if you let them...

[ashbury]

Goodness, if May has a straight change, now is the time...

As opposed to his straight fastball, you mean?

[USAFChief]

Bert:  "There's a lot that goes over our heads."

 

Chief:  "Geez, Bert, come up with some new stuff.  You're just an old geezer who uses the same tired, lame jokes over and ov...

 

...

 

 

HA!  Good one, Bert!!"

[jimbo92107]

Just broke a hummingbird feeder. Damn. At least it was the worst of the three. 

[LaBombo]

 

Batters get themselves out, if you let them...

 

They do if they're Twins and their manager tells them to bunt...

[HitInAPinch]

Jeff Manship on the mound.  Sweet!

[USAFChief]

 

Just broke a hummingbird feeder. Damn. At least it was the worst of the three. 

Try drinking from it with a small straw.

[twinssporto]

 

They do if they're Twins and their manager tells them to bunt...

Or they just listen to Bruno.

[LaBombo]

 

Just broke a hummingbird feeder. Damn. At least it was the worst of the three. 

 

 

Exactly the way the old gypsy fortune teller said it would happen!

[jimbo92107]

As opposed to his straight fastball, you mean?

May's fastball is actually a pretty effective weapon. When he's on (!) he can spot it to all four corners, and his two-seamer does have good movement. 

 

Today his fb command is so-so, but he's getting by and mostly avoiding the middle. Apparently he doesn't feel good about his off-speed stuff today. 

[Linus]

Ok same lineup tomorrow.

[LaBombo]

 

 

Jeff Manship on the mound.  Sweet!

 

Back from his brief tour in the adult film industry.   Looks like things didn't work out aboard the   S.S. Rough Service...

[Riverbrian]

 

Just broke a hummingbird feeder. Damn. At least it was the worst of the three. 

 

Just pour the feed on your kitchen floor and open the patio

[jimbo92107]

I'm really liking Jorge Polanco. 

[twinssporto]

WOW!!!  Way to go!  4 run lead.  Not sure how to respond.

[ashbury]

May's fastball is actually a pretty effective weapon. When he's on (!) he can spot it to all four corners, and his two-seamer does have good movement. 

 

Today his fb command is so-so, but he's getting by and mostly avoiding the middle. Apparently he doesn't feel good about his off-speed stuff today. 

Yeah, he probably wasn't the right target for that particular pun.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Just tuning in.

10 a.m. starts don't sit well with me.

Polanco at 2B and Sano at 3B - SWEET.

And an opposing outfield flubs a fly ball.

I'm going to shut off the computer now.

[HitInAPinch]

oh, no,oh, no,oh, no.....   etc.

 

Jepsen is warming up

[LaBombo]

Great starting pitching,  extra base hits,  competent fielding,  late insurance runs...  

 

Only the uniforms give them away.

[twinssporto]

 

Jeff Manship on the mound.  Sweet!

You truly are clairvoyant!