Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 5/13 6:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

I like your new haircut, North. Boss!!

[Riverbrian]

 

I like where the twins offense is right now. Seems to have improved a lot. Bruno must have unflattering pictures of someone.

 

He's collecting lots of them this year

 

http://stmedia.stimg.co/08_299253_25TWIN041216_39521723.JPG?w=525

[twinsnorth49]

 

I like your new haircut, North. Boss!!

Scares the Samsquatches.

[Jerr]

 

The End

 

I was for the Porky Pig, butt that is good!

[twinsnorth49]

Hey, stop hitting the ball to that Lindor fellow.

[Riverbrian]

 

The End

 

 

It's strange how Bart Simpson can get away with this 

 

But... I send one picture of myself exactly like this for the Church Registry and all of sudden I'm the bad guy. 

[Twinsbar107]

Haha Dick with the jokes. "That man can actually manage his bullpen."

Edited May 14, 2016 by Twinsbar107

[Intramural Legend]

 

Haha dick with the jokes. "That man can actually manage his bullpen."

 

I would probably assume credit goes to the magic 8 ball he has

[twinsnorth49]

Yes Dick, May with the 8th and Jepsen in the 9th,.......cuz that's been working so well.

[HitInAPinch]

 

It's strange how Bart Simpson can get away with this 

 

But... I send one picture of myself exactly like this for the Church Registry and all of sudden I'm the bad guy. 

prudes....

[HitInAPinch]

 

I was for the Porky Pig, butt that is good!

it was either Bart or the one with the coeds. 

 

does that make me a prude?

[David HK]

Call:  Abad finishes the 7th & 8th, Dozey gets a lucky HR, May closes the 9th.    En Mis Sueños...

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I like your new haircut, North. Boss!!

Damn, the Canadians are always a step ahead of everyone when it comes to fashion.

[Aggies7]

I like that Bert says Abad has been better than even the twins thought he could be. This could only mean he's going to come crashing back to earth soon.

[ScrapTheNickname]

...

[Reider]

 

Does anyone know the last time a Twins starting pitcher went through 8 innings?  Just curious.

Jack Morris

1991

Game 7

World Series

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwslgROrMRE

 

 

* Not sure if this was the last time a Twins pitcher did it, but it's certainly the most memorable.

 

 

 

[Craig Arko]

Nice bunt, Nunez!

[Riverbrian]

Addressing something seriously important

 

I've had it with Mustard. 

 

When it gets to the end of the squeeze bottle.... you can shake it and feel there is some in there but you squeeze it and the air blows your ketchup all over the place.

 

And Mustard Packs... Who can open them without a Swiss army knife. 

 

I've had it with Mustard.

 

Unless they can make it more easily dispensed like in gas form or something. 

 

[Aggies7]

Alright, 7 more just like that.

[Riverbrian]

If Sano and Park can do this everyday... We might bring some fans back. 

[twinsnorth49]

Nuno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[HitInAPinch]

Nunez ??????

[Craig Arko]

Addressing something seriously important

 

I've had it with Mustard. 

 

When it gets to the end of the squeeze bottle.... you can shake it and feel there is some in there but you squeeze it and the air blows your ketchup all over the place.

 

And Mustard Packs... Who can open them without a Swiss army knife. 

 

I've had it with Mustard.

 

Unless they can make it more easily dispensed like in gas form or something.

 

I had mushy peas with my fish and chips tonight. No mustard, though.

[GCTF]

Dick is probably disappointed Nunez didn't bunt.

[Twinsbar107]

Nunez ??????

Think he's going to get tested lol

[Aggies7]

Can't wait for jepsen.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Addressing something seriously important

 

I've had it with Mustard. 

 

When it gets to the end of the squeeze bottle.... you can shake it and feel there is some in there but you squeeze it and the air blows your ketchup all over the place.

 

And Mustard Packs... Who can open them without a Swiss army knife. 

 

I've had it with Mustard.

 

Unless they can make it more easily dispensed like in gas form or something. 

What are you really saying? No more high velocity on your pitches?

 

[David HK]

 

you misheard. "Begins in April. Ends in April. But please, continue to watch. "

....And how about that roof deck, eh?  

[Winston Smith]

If they win tonight are all the troubles behind them?

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

I like that Bert says Abad has been better than even the twins thought he could be. This could only mean he's going to come crashing back to earth soon.

Trade bait.