Article: Game Thread: Twins v Angels, 4/15 @ 7:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

Braves have battled back and scored an unheard of 3 straight runs and have tied their game in the 8th. Could be alone in our misery tonight.

[LaBombo]

 

How do you spell pathetic?

 

T-w-i-n-s-o-f-f-e-n-s-e

[D. Hocking]

Have we scored three rums in an inning yet?

 

Do you think Vanimal is pulling up TD on his phone and reading to his date what he thinks are his best posts to impress her?

[alskntwnsfn]

Vanimal: I’m picking out a thermos for you.

Thermos shopping huh? Must be a really special lady.

[LaBombo]

 

Is Rosario asleep, or recreational drugging again?

 

 

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[DiscGolfer]

 

Have we scored three rums in an game yet?

 

Do you think Vanimal is pulling up TD on his phone and reading to his date what he thinks are his best posts to impress her?

FTFY

[USAFChief]

 

Have we scored three rums in an inning yet?

 

 

Easy.  WIth a beer chaser, to boot.

[Riverbrian]

Today is the day that Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier.

 

Now it's 2016 and Both teams are wearing RED!!! 

 

[DiscGolfer]

Only down by 1 time for some goals!!

[formerly33]

Have we scored three rums in an inning yet?

DiscGolfer has.

[Aggies7]

If you swapped rosters with Rochester (outside of the 3 hitters actually contributing), I would have to imagine there would be an immediate improvement based on a lack of information for opposing pitchers. Right?

[Riverbrian]

 

Have we scored three rums in an inning yet?

 

Do you think Vanimal is pulling up TD on his phone and reading to his date what he thinks are his best posts to impress her?

 

I tried that with my wife. 

 

She cancelled our internet immediately. 

[spinowner]

Man, the ultimate jinx by Dick.

Edited April 16, 2016 by spinowner

[Riverbrian]

Why is everything attacking our best player? 

 

 

[Squirrel]

Ouch

[DiscGolfer]

If he's taking that many hits just put him at catcher

[Aggies7]

Why is everything attacking our best player?

 

Because when the opponent has literally two people contributing anything that resembles success, it may suit them to take him out.

[Intramural Legend]

 

Have we scored three rums in an inning yet?

 

Do you think Vanimal is pulling up TD on his phone and reading to his date what he thinks are his best posts to impress her?

 

I would assume he is secretly watching gamecast and occasionally yelling out profanities.  It's like when I go shopping with my wife on a Sunday afternoon 

[alskntwnsfn]

"Here is Nunez to lead off the sixth. He has the only two Twins hits." -Bremer

 

That is a horrific sentence on several levels.

[nicksaviking]

If Mauer could pull the ball I'd predict he drills Nunez with a line drive.

[twinsnorth49]

 

I don't want to see anyone lose a job barring misconduct, but how can Bruno still be employed? 13 runs in 9 1/2 games. Cmon.

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[spinowner]

If I were superstitious I wouldn't predict a Mauer home run here.

[jimbo92107]

Nunez: "Would you people stop hitting me!"

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

http://img13.deviantart.net/5dd0/i/2010/277/1/a/a_broken_record_5000_by_yotrailmix-d303uk7.jpg

What is that? Some kind of old computer disk thing?

[jimbo92107]

 

http://img13.deviantart.net/5dd0/i/2010/277/1/a/a_broken_record_5000_by_yotrailmix-d303uk7.jpg

Records are made to be broken?

[USAFChief]

Vanimal, sensing it's time to seal the deal:

 

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[DiscGolfer]

no GIDP with Nunez running

[Riverbrian]

 

If Mauer could pull the ball I'd predict he drills Nunez with a line drive.

 

That was actually pretty close

[twinsnorth49]

Ok, who keeps throwing baseballs at the Nuno voodoo doll?

[Aggies7]

http://img13.deviantart.net/5dd0/i/2010/277/1/a/a_broken_record_5000_by_yotrailmix-d303uk7.jpg

Sorry, not sure what else to say relevant to the game when nothing changes and the results stay the same.