Article: Game Thread: Twins v Angels, 4/15 @ 7:10pm CT

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

DG drinks!

Making up for all the game threads I've missed from being busy.

You've been too busy to miss all the good times?

[Squirrel]

Ask a rhetorical question, get a rhetorical answer.

Doubling down in this situation ... good job.

[twinsnorth49]

 

How 'bout that Millone?!?

Our first GOTG contestant, congratulations sir.

[Halsey Hall]

This team sure can mess up good pitching.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Doubling down in this situation ... good job.

I'll fold.

[Squirrel]

I'm guessing Nunez learned a lesson. It's a lesson he should've already learned, but now it's hopefully pounded into him, quite literally.

[spinowner]

The two guys at first base were the best two baseball players in the world in about 2009.

Edit: the two guys who were at first base.

Edited April 16, 2016 by spinowner

[Blake]

 

I'll fold.

Going with the sage advice of Kenny Rogers, I see.

[USAFChief]

 

The two guys at first base were the best two baseball players in the world in about 2009.

Edit: the two guys who were at first base.

Who?

 

ba-dum-tsh

[Riverbrian]

Still haven't heard from Vanimal

 

I guess I'll have to supply the quotes

 

Vanimal: Lets splurge! Bring us some fresh wine! The freshest you’ve got – this year! No more of this old stuff.

[Platoon]

I thought he looked very athletic!

[DiscGolfer]

Atlanta down 2-3 top 8

[spinowner]

 

Who?

 

ba-dum-tsh

Man, I couldn't have put a better softball on a tee if I had tried.

[Intramural Legend]

 

The two guys at first base were the best two baseball players in the world in about 2009.

Edit: the two guys who were at first base.

 

Father time shall remain undefeated

[Squirrel]

OMG, ESCO! You rock!

[Aggies7]

Let's get some runs. Has anyone thought of that before?

[LaBombo]

Conspiracy theory:   the Twins staged the Sano/Nunez collision to distract from their unpopular boycott of scoring runs.    Now instead of talking about another Twins loss tomorrow...

 

"Remember that time Sano went after a fly ball and smashed that infielder guy?    That was awesome."

 

http://i0.wp.com/manslife.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/I-am-chris-farley.jpg?resize=350%2C200

Edited April 16, 2016 by LaBombo

[alskntwnsfn]

Nice turn Esco!

[twinsnorth49]

That Escobear is pretty good at the basbol!

[spinowner]

 

Let's get some runs. Has anyone thought of that before?

Runs? What are those?

[USAFChief]

 

Man, I couldn't have put a better softball on a tee if I had tried.

Oh c'mon.  Don't sell yourself short.  Sure you can.

[formerly33]

 

Let's get some runs. Has anyone thought of that before?

No; what would we do without you?

[Aggies7]

Runs? What are those?

What the fans have had while watching the first 9 games.

[USAFChief]

"In play, run()" please.

[Riverbrian]

In:

 

Nunez

Escobar

Mauer

Sano

 

 

[ScrapTheNickname]

Redemption time. The Twins bat around!

[Blake]

 

Runs? What are those?

Depends.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Depends.

Is it too late to edit your comment out?

[LaBombo]

 

Our first GOTG contestant, congratulations sir.

 

Goat of the Game?    Usually I have to throw five feet over the first baseman and break a car window for that, but... ok!

Edited April 16, 2016 by LaBombo

[Riverbrian]

Vanimal: I had the craziest fantasy that I could rise up and float right down the end of this coronet, right through here, through these valves, right along this tube, and right up against your lips and give you a kiss.

 

Whatshername: Why didn’t you?

 

Vanimal: I didn’t want to get spit on me.