Article: Game Thread: Twins v Angels, 4/15 @ 7:10pm CT

[twinsnorth49]

 

Goat of the Game?    Usually I have to five feet over the first baseman and break a car window for that, but... ok!

I'm feeling generous tonight.

[DiscGolfer]

Lets get some points now

[Aggies7]

Seeing an Asian player of such large stature as Park, reminds me of George Steinbrenner calling Hideki Irabu a "fat p**** toad". Some guy "the boss" was

Edited April 16, 2016 by Aggies7

[twinsnorth49]

 

Vanimal: I had the craziest fantasy that I could rise up and float right down the end of this coronet, right through here, through these valves, right along this tube, and right up against your lips and give you a kiss.

 

Whatshername: Why didn’t you?

 

Vanimal: I didn’t want to get spit on me.

Is that Whats her name or What sher name? Guess it depends how late it is.

[Aggies7]

Is that Whats her name or What sher name? Guess it depends how late it is.

Is it Freda feltcher from Cranston?

[twinsnorth49]

Bert's on fire tonight...............not literally unfortunately.

[Darius]

Why don't they just make Sano ride to the games on a crotch rocket, while drinking a beer and texting, helmetless. Zip line him down from the Bud Deck down to the batters box for every at-bat. Send him to Lifetime to play pickup basketball in a pair of Nike Shox after the game.

 

I mean, he could get hurt getting out of bed in the morning. You can't live life scared.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Sudden?

Did I say 'sudden?' Meant to say 'long held, and unrequited.'

 

...anyway, I gotta go guys. Going to meet Vanimal and a couple of dames.

[LaBombo]

 

I'll fold.

 

 

I'd raise, but that's just me, I'm an aggressive gambler.   Mr. Vegas.

 

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/gzZNh0P9K38/mqdefault.jpg

[Riverbrian]

Vanimal: I’m picking out a thermos for you.

[ScrapTheNickname]

How do you spell pathetic?

[Aggies7]

Vanimal: I’m picking out a thermos for you.

Not an ordinary thermos...for you

[twinsnorth49]

This is the Twins offense I'm familiar with. Odds on scoring a run without a hit this inning?

[USAFChief]

Vanimal:

http://www.dcclubbing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/f8dc7_tumblr_lmsyeqHXoT1qzofaho1_500-400x280.jpg

[Aggies7]

Suzuki...please stop playing baseball.

 

Twins haven't led since Sunday. And somehow our hitting coach is still employed.

[DiscGolfer]

http://cdn.hark.com/images/000/110/070/110070/original.jpg

Look guys, all reds!!

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Vanimal:

http://www.dcclubbing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/f8dc7_tumblr_lmsyeqHXoT1qzofaho1_500-400x280.jpg

Priceless.

 

And so is a library card.

 

(Was it windy up there in Tucson today?)

[USAFChief]

Is it just me, or has the offense gotten a bit stagnant recently?

[spinowner]

Vanimal: You remind me of my first wife.

Date: How many times have you been married?

Vanimal: None!

[Riverbrian]

 

How do you spell pathetic?

 

Scrap... Umm... You spelled it in your post

 

How can I trust you now?  This is obviously a trap of sorts. 

[USAFChief]

 

  

 

(Was it windy up there in Tucson today?)

I feel like this is a set up, but...yes.

[DiscGolfer]

What the What!?!

[Aggies7]

Is it just me, or has the offense gotten a bit stagnant recently?

I don't want to see anyone lose a job barring misconduct, but how can Bruno still be employed? 13 runs in 9 1/2 games. Cmon.

[USAFChief]

Is Rosario asleep, or recreational drugging again?

[Aggies7]

That should do it, folks.

[Riverbrian]

In:

 

NUNEZ

ESCOBAR
SANO
MAUER

 

Out:

 

ROSARIO

[LaBombo]

 

Redemption time. The Twins bat around!

 

 

[DiscGolfer]

uh oh, atlanta tied it up in the 8th 3-3 2 out

[USAFChief]

 

uh oh, atlanta tied it up in the 8th 3-3 2 out

THREE runs??

 

That can't be right.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Suzuki...please stop playing baseball.

Twins haven't led since Sunday. And somehow our hitting coach is still employed.

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