Game Thread: ST game #1-Twins @ Red Sox, 3/2 @ 1:05pm

[Mike Sixel]

"maybe" Walker struck out? "maybe"?

[USAFChief]

Winner.

 

No...that's not right.

 

WINNAH!!1!

 

Spring training mistake.

[Whammy]

 

Um, no ... he got on with a single ... moving Mastro to 2nd, then Beresford hit into a dp ... Walker out at 2nd, Beresford out at 1st, Mastro to 3rd; then Mastro scored on Hicks' double.

 

Edit: This was top 9th. Maybe Walker struck out in an earlier inning? I just got home at this point.

 

I thought all he did was strike out.

[Whammy]

 

Sure it is. Did you used to play Sean Connery on SNL Jeopardy? 

 

http://images1.tickld.com/live/618724.jpg

[USAFChief]

 

#bullpenissues

 

 

Request permission to use during regular season.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Way too early for me. Wake me up when the games count. To the rest of you: have a great time threading!

[Platoon]

Oh boy, here we go Terry Ryan.... Should've added bullpen help.

 

#bullpenissues

 

(Just for clarity that's Bullpen Issues, not Bull Penis Sues)

I am SO glad you cleared that up for every one!

[Blake]

 

And I'm fine with being the every fifth day ace pitcher.

Shoot, do I even make the 40 man roster?

[Platoon]

Request permission to use during regular season.

I have already trademarked it! Royalties may be forwarded via Pay Pal! I will send my account and routing number if you promise not to share it with anyone?

[Platoon]

Shoot, do I even make the 40 man roster?

I am sorry to inform you that you have been traded for Brian Duensing!

[Vanimal46]

And I'm fine with being the every fifth day ace pitcher.

Unfortunately I'm the Jorge Polanco of game threads. Got my cup of coffee last season but still buried behind the proven veteran game thread starters....

[Whammy]

 

I am SO glad you cleared that up for every one!

 

I'd hate for there to be confusion.

[70charger]

Is there a box score anywhere? I left after the seventh inning.

[Squirrel]

I thought all he did was strike out.

I missed the snark. Still shaking off the winter rust. Then again, I've never had the strongest snarkometer.

[Mike Sixel]

I think this means they are undefeated, and should probably be declared the champions, right? That's what math tells me.....

[spinowner]

I missed a game?
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evi0B_3mlek

 

Nobody told me we had a meeting!

[Craig Arko]

I think this means they are undefeated, and should probably be declared the champions, right? That's what math tells me.....

Ah, lovely math. I dare speak no more of it.

[Mill1634]

Twins win!!!!

 

BTW I think I must be in single A...looks like I won't be heading back north come April

[Platoon]

Twins win!!!!

 

BTW I think I must be in single A...looks like I won't be heading back north come April

You should talk to your agent, didn't he tell you that you were a non roster invitee? This doesn't happen to a Scott Boras client!

[D. Hocking]

Much of this thread seems to be discussing the game.  The game thread is definitely not at mid-season form.

 

and no mention of chicken dinner.... a lot of off season rust...

[Squirrel]

Much of this thread seems to be discussing the game.  The game thread is definitely not at mid-season form.

 

and no mention of chicken dinner.... a lot of off season rust...

I think we ate enough chicken dinners last year. Anyone up for 'Winnah, winnah, sushi dinnah?'

[spinowner]

 

'Winnah, winnah, sushi dinnah?'

This is the menu for today. Tomorrow's dinner will be something else (other than chicken). Let's see who the creative chefs are.

[DocBauer]

O...M...G!

 

No live feed. Almost forgot they were playing today while at work. Nothing but my smart phone for a rather casual "live" play by play and a box score. And in the grand scheme, the game means absolutely nothing!

 

But it's baseball. Real honest to goodness Twins baseball! And meaningless or not...they won!

 

I am so happy!

 

{Snoopy Dance}

[Mill1634]

 

You should talk to your agent, didn't he tell you that you were a non roster invitee? This doesn't happen to a Scott Boras client!

I knew I was a non-roster invitee but the lack of word variety used in my post is a huge minus for me so far in my young career. Almost no chance of making it to the league ever. However, one plus I have going for me is when I create the game thread the Twins are 1-0

[USAFChief]

I think we ate enough chicken dinners last year. Anyone up for 'Winnah, winnah, sushi dinnah?'

Ish.

[Squirrel]

Ish.

I think the word you're searching for is ick.

[spinowner]

 

I think the word you're searching for is ick.

No, ish is correct. This is Minnesota after all.

[Craig Arko]

No, ish is correct. This is Minnesota after all.

Luteish.

[Squirrel]

No, ish is correct. This is Minnesota after all.

Yes, but neither Chief nor I currently reside there. Your colloquialisms do not apply.

[spinowner]

 

Yes, but neither Chief nor I currently reside there. Your colloquialisms do not apply.

This is a website devoted to which team? Located in which state? When we're on this web site we are Minnesotans, whether we actually reside there or not.