Game Thread, Twins @ Royals, 9/9 @ 7:10 pm CT

[USAFChief]

Good AB Rosario.

 

 

[Dr. Evil]

Nice chopper Mauer. How about spending some of that cash on a weight set and coming to spring training looking jacked for a change instead of attending his and hers yoga class all winter.

[DaveW]

Good AB Rosario.

Page one of the Torii Hunter "guide to hitting"

[Ultima Ratio]

 

You're right!
No positivity allowed here!

Ah, but is there a place here for reality?  

[sampleSizeOfOne]

The Twins are battling the best team in the AL in extra innings in September in a meaningful game.

On the road, at night, through eel infested um, waters.

[LaBombo]

 

Annnnnd we're back from the brink.

We were away?

[Jerr]

 

Holy cow it's getting late.  I need to get to bed.  It's almost quarter to nine!

I'm off to beddy bye here, but as its almost quarter to 11 here......bring home the win, posters!!1

 

Been fun, will be listening as I start my snoring time.....

[twinsnorth49]

 

You're right!
No positivity allowed here!

Uhh, game thread, lighten up.

[David HK]

 

Hooray!

Plouffe doesn't get out.

Well, there was nobody on base in front of him, so.... no incentive, I guess.

[Gibby]

What's the record for pages in a game thread?

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Lets be honest, even if we do get the lead, we have to sweat through Jepsens pitching.

I'm okay with that scenario.

[Whammy]

Ooh ooh... Can we put the lead off guy on again? Please?

[DaveW]

So uh...Jepsen time anytime soon?

[Riverbrian]

 

Watching the 2015 Twins in extra innings is like watching a colorblind bomb disposal person decide between red wire and blue wire.

 

I have always wondered why the evil guys didn't just use two blue wires.

 

It just seems like bomb makers are like the Riddler tying Batman to a conveyor belt. 

[formerly33]

 

Mostly clear, with a low around 64. East northeast wind around 6 mph becoming calm after midnight (I'm just going to go ahead and leave that in there in case we go into extras).

Sorry folks. The blame, as yesterday, again lies on myself.

[drock2190]

Yeah lets walk the leadoff guy!!

[Whammy]

Usain Bolt available to pinch run for the Royals?

[Puckett34]

Doubling down on Boyer...

 

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[David HK]

Hey, I gotta good idea--  

 

Let's leave Boyer in! 

[Gibby]

Boyer is an amazing athlete.

[twinsnorth49]

5-0 Seatle bottom 5, CBU

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

C'mon Twins, pull this one out!!!

[Whammy]

Cuthbert = Bird (Yankees)?

[Ultima Ratio]

 

I have always wondered why the evil guys didn't just use two blue wires.

 

It just seems like bomb makers are like the Riddler tying Batman to a conveyor belt. 

Indeed, Brian. Bravo!

[LaBombo]

 

The Twins are battling the best team in the AL in extra innings in September in a meaningful game.

http://www.wingclips.com/system/movie-clips/rudy/rudy-rudy-rudy/images/rudy-movie-clip-screenshot-rudy-rudy-rudy_large.jpg

 

Yeah, yeah.  So forth and so on....

[twinsnorth49]

Chesler?

 

 

 

Bahahhahahahahahaha

[Puckett34]

 

Boyer is an amazing athlete.

Slightly more athletic than Bartolo Colon.  So majestic.

[David HK]

Oh, I dare say, Cutbert is up to bat!  

 

Beware the wicked googly, there!

 

Pip, pip, chop, chop, cheerio, and all that rot.  

 

Say no more, squire!

[Whammy]

Doubling down on Boyer...

 

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55602630.jpg

Who does #2 work for?

[USAFChief]

In honor of Glunn, lawyer joke:

 

http://blog.thoughtpick.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/image001.gif

[drock2190]

What are the chances Salvador hits two homers in 2 at bats versus Boyer?