Game Thread, Twins @ Royals, 9/9 @ 7:10 pm CT

[Puckett34]

 

Who does #2 work for?

Dr Evil...obviously.

[glunn]

Thank you Boyer!

[mikeee]

I have not broken out the vodka yet..

[LaBombo]

 

Slightly more athletic than Bartolo Colon.  So majestic.

Pulitzer.    Book it.

[mikeee]

Epic battle.

[amjgt]

I'm going to take a quick 5 minute nap to cover the two commercial breaks and the 3 quality AB the Twins are about to take. See you all in the bottom of the 12th

[stringer bell]

It's NOT a chip shot, it's a wedge!

[LaBombo]

 

 

Thank you Boyer!

Why I still buy a lottery ticket once in a while, against all odds and common sense...

[Riverbrian]

 

 

 

 

Bahahhahahahahahaha

 

That's actually closer to the Bionic Sound Effect. 

[twinsnorth49]

 

I have not broken out the vodka yet..

I have not cracked open my second case of Summit yet.

[Puckett34]

 

I'm going to take a quick 5 minute nap to cover the two commercial breaks and the 3 quality AB the Twins are about to take. See you all in the bottom of the 12th

See you on the other side

[amjgt]

Which one of the Royals relievers that have been used this game WOULDN'T be our closer right now

[stringer bell]

It's not a bruise, either.

[Aggies7]

Someone really needs to score here. And for once it's not just me.

 

I'll show myself out.

[twinsnorth49]

 

That's actually closer to the Bionic Sound Effect. 

[SydneyTwinsFan]

To give Boyer a modicum of credit, he's only given up 3 hits in 7.1 IP since coming off the DL

[Riverbrian]

 

What are the chances Salvador hits two homers in 2 at bats versus Boyer?

 

With this umpiring crew... It can't be ruled out. They might let him bat again after the game is over. 

[DaveW]

Gotta give Boyer some big time credit there. Other then his Brain fart on the throw to home, he came up aces.

[twinsnorth49]

I like these long AB's we're having.

[Puckett34]

 

I have not cracked open my second case of Summit yet.

I only had one.  (Sub in beer for wine)

 

[amjgt]

It's not a bruise, either.

Just a flesh wound

[glunn]

Zuke has only a bruise per Royals announcers.

[twinsnorth49]

Hosmer is starting to annoy me.

[Squirrel]

I have not cracked open my second case of Summit yet.

Whaa .... hic.

[DaveW]

Twins should take notes:

 

Good defense and good pitching is a good thing!

[glunn]

I had a great dinner tonight.  A Twins win would make it perfect.

[Riverbrian]

I'm outta Likes... I ran out. 

 

Is there any point in going on? 

[amjgt]

Don't worry... Sano's got this.

[amjgt]

Can Sano catch?

[Squirrel]

I'm outta Likes... I ran out. 

 

Is there any point in going on?

 

No.

 

Bye.