Game Thread, Twins @ Royals, 9/9 @ 7:10 pm CT

[Hrbowski]

 

Um...I think that's Frank Gore.

http://sportsmockery.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/frank-gore.jpg

[LaBombo]

 

Wut?! We actually talk about anything on game threads??

http://sadhillnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/jerry-maguire-leigh-steinberg-show-me-the-money-bankrupt-sad-hill-news-2.jpg

 

"The human head weighs 8 pounds!"

[amjgt]

Wasn't Terrence Gore on that TV show years ago, what was it called?

 

lil' Popodopolous

[Gibby]

 

 

Me when that grounder was bobbled

 

What are the goggles for?

[Squirrel]

Bad easiest pie ever?????  

I baked it. Didn't say I ate it. Taking it to work tomorrow.

[Puckett34]

 

2.58?

I assumed they had another 1.xx coming in out of the pen

I'm sure there are dozens more.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/There-Are-Dozens-of-Us-Tobias-Funke-Arrested-Development.gif

[Blake]

 

Want a Tums? I have enough to share.

I may have to buy stock in the company.

[Jerr]

 

Is there anyone in the KC pen without a bionic arm?

I haven't seen or heard of one.

[Riverbrian]

 

Is there anyone in the KC pen without a bionic arm?

 

Yeah... They even make that sound when they throw... Just Like Lindsay Wagner when she jumped on top of a building. 

[Blake]

 

 

I baked it. Didn't say I ate it. Taking it to work tomorrow.

Most people don't care how good or bad the food is, as long as it's free.

[amjgt]

I think we are averaging about two pages per half inning on this game thread right now

[David HK]

I usually use the CBS sportsline gameday thingy- but sometimes, it's quizzical--

 

4 Byron Buxton 
2. 95 mph Fastball Strike looking 1 - 1
1. 95 mph Fastball Ball 1 - 0
3 Alex Rios Rios grounded out to shortstop
2 Kurt Suzuki Suzuki singled to right
1 Eduardo Escobar Escobar struck out swinging

 

Ummm.... what th....?  Mid-game trade?

[Blake]

 

Is there anyone in the KC pen without a bionic arm?

Trick question?

 

I'm going with "no."

[Riverbrian]

 

What are the goggles for?

 

Just in case... He gets a Cannonball in the eye by Mistake.

[Blake]

 

I think we are averaging about two pages per half inning on this game thread right now

It's only because our hearts cannot take watching the game.

[amjgt]

"Hicks to the plate... Twins might need an extra base hit to score a run here"

 

Great call, Dick

[Puckett34]

 

Just in case... He gets a Cannonball in the eye by Mistake.

You'll shoot your eye out kid

[formerly33]

****.

[Jerr]

****!!!!!! 

It works, who knew????

[sane]

I like Rex Hudler's POSITIVITY!!!

[Squirrel]

****!!!!!! 

It works, who knew????

I did.

[Jerr]

Duensing???? I feel in the need of some Tums      

[David HK]

Cheslor Cuthbert now playing 3rd....

 

Wha...?  I thought he was on the polo team, eh what?  My word.  I do say.

[formerly33]

 

I did.

As did I.

 

**** ****ity **** **** ****.

[Aggies7]

Buxton should have tried to lay one down for a hit there. But...bunting is not a strong point yet.

[Squirrel]

Ooooh man ... Deunsing.

[Ultima Ratio]

 

I like Rex Hudler's POSITIVITY!!!

You're on the wrong board.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Yeah... They even make that sound when they throw... Just Like Lindsay Wagner when she jumped on top of a building. 

Banunununununa,.........wait, or is that Chevy Chase in Caddyshack? What were we talking about again?

 

 

[drock2190]

Lets be honest, even if we do get the lead, we have to sweat through Jepsens pitching.

[formerly33]

 

Ooooh man ... Deunsing.

Last I looked, he was 4-0.