Game Thread, Twins @ Royals, 9/9 @ 7:10 pm CT

[Riverbrian]

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I elongated a couple of letters

[twinsnorth49]

 

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Holy hell, that little fella really grew!!

[Whammy]

I predict turning Zobrist around backfires on us

[D. Hocking]

 

Yeah... They even make that sound when they throw... Just Like Lindsay Wagner when she jumped on top of a building. 

 

Too bad her bionic ear was so faulty she had to move her hair out of the way for it to work.

 

 

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[FattCrapps]

Zobrist won't hit a homerun here because he already has one and he's going for the cycle

 

Selfish player

[Blake]

 

Banunununununa,.........wait, or is that Chevy Chase in Caddyshack? What were we talking about again?

What are we talking about? Chevy, is that you?

[USAFChief]

 

Lets be honest, even if we do get the lead, we have to sweat through Jepsens pitching.

Yeah, you're right.

 

Much better to sweat through Duensing tied.

[twinsnorth49]

Duensing against the top of the order, what could go wrong?

[Ultima Ratio]

 

Lets be honest, even if we do get the lead, we have to sweat through Jepsens pitching.

During the commercial, I grabbed two fresh shirts -- just for that very scenario.

[Whammy]

Last I looked, he was 4-0.

He's due

[Pius Jefferson]

Shouldn't Buxton be figuring things out a little at the plate?

[Riverbrian]

 

Banunununununa,.........wait, or is that Chevy Chase in Caddyshack? What were we talking about again?

 

That must be the Canadian Spelling

[Dr. Evil]

It is Type like a Pirate Day

I don't even know what this means but I'm still laughing #easily enertained

[USAFChief]

 

Last I looked, he was 4-0.

Doesn't matter, congress did away with the draft in the 70's.

[formerly33]

Well ****.

[Whammy]

Count workin'

[drock2190]

Gordon always seems to come through

[FattCrapps]

Duensing has more walks than strikeouts?

 

Love it

[USAFChief]

 

That must be the Canadian Spelling

"...talking aboot..."

[DaveW]

This current battery should not be on the roster next year.

[Gibby]

 

 

Cheslor Cuthbert now playing 3rd....

 

Wha...?  I thought he was on the polo team, eh what?  My word.  I do say.

 

I do say Cheslor. We are having gimlets on the veranda, and amuse bouche if you're feeling peckish.

[drock2190]

I wish the Twins had guys that could get 2nd automatically

[Ultima Ratio]

What's with all this giving bases crap?  If we don't have a catcher that can throw anyone out, do we not a catcher, full stop?

[D. Hocking]

 

I don't even know what this means but I'm still laughing #easily enertained

 

I think it is pretty self-explanatory

 

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[Whammy]

Husker on husker violence

[Squirrel]

Duensing against the top of the order, what could go wrong?

I blame you.

[Jerr]

 

Duensing against the top of the order, what could go wrong?

This game would be over, by the time I could post my answers    

 

Now Boyer, buying Tums stock fer shure!!!!!

[drock2190]

BOYER!!!

 

OH BOY 

 

*Ball put in play, run(s)

[DaveW]

Can someone please let Molitor know you can bring in your god damn ****ing closer in non god damn closing situations?

[glunn]

WYF -- I just tuned in and we don't seem to care about baserunners.