Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 5/5 @ 6:05pm CT

[Riverbrian]

I'm beginning to think...

the sun might rise in the east tomorrow too.

the refrigerator light doesn't actually care whether it's on or off when the door is shut.

my cats would stop hanging around me if I stopped feeding them.

 

I'm beginning to think... The millisecond of time when you lean back in your chair to far... And you are sure your gonna die... Is the worst feeling in the world.

[GCTF]

What sign were you born under?

 

A bad one.

[Riverbrian]

A bad one.

 

I got Albert King in my head now!!!

[GCTF]

I got Albert King in my head now!!!

 

Mission accomplished.

[Craig Arko]

Here's Danny!

[Guest USAFChief]

Don't like pinch running for Pinto here.

[Riverbrian]

I'm beginning to think... I have some people's numbers programmed into my phone... Just so I know not to Answer.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Don't like pinch running for Pinto here.

 

Gardy certainly failed Pinch Running 101 and was never required to make it up.

[Riverbrian]

Don't like pinch running for Pinto here.

 

I don't either... I think its a bad move.

 

We could have 10 more innings of baseball... The way this one is going.

[ashbury]

I'm beginning to think... The millisecond of time when you lean back in your chair to far... And you are sure your gonna die... Is the worst feeling in the world.

 

My son was so excited when the Wild scored that goal in sudden death, he swung his arm around and smashed his iPad. That would compare.

[Mr. Brooks]

I'm beginning to think... The millisecond of time when you lean back in your chair to far... And you are sure your gonna die... Is the worst feeling in the world.

 

I'm beginning to think that you have lived an extremely safe life.

[snepp]

A bad one.

 

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[cmathewson]

Dumbest challenge of the year.

[Guest USAFChief]

?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Now you gone and done it.

[Riverbrian]

My son was so excited when the Wild scored that goal in sudden death, he swung his arm around and smashed his iPad. That would compare.

 

That made the goal more memorable. You can now talk about that every X-mas and Thanksgiving in the future.

[cmathewson]

Now he better pinch hit for Pedro, or I'm giving his cell phone number to Mike.

[Guest USAFChief]

We're gonna go to the bench and PH for Florimon, right skip?

 

Who we got available?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

The dreaded pitcher batting scenario is plausible

[Reider]

Cleveland is scared of Florimon! Too funny.

[ScottyB]

So Herrmann walks. We have a chance to score now, our hitter is Florimon. Oh well inning over.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

So now that Pinto was taken out for a pinch runner, can he come back in and pinch hit for Florimon?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Who's left to bat for the pitcher in the 9th?

[cmathewson]

Not that it mattered, but Gardy dodged a bullet there.

[Reider]

Nice duck snort Escobar.

[Guest USAFChief]

Whew...good thing we pinch ran for Pinto. He might have gotten forced at third there.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

At least our unrelentless slugging has knocked out their starter.

 

Exciting, no?

[ScottyB]

So with 2 shortstops and one of them DH'ing, what happens if Escobar gets injured. Do we lose our DH when Santana has to play short. How ironic.

[Riverbrian]

I'm beginning to think that you have lived an extremely safe life.

 

Oh No... Not it all... I live on the edge... I drove 80 miles per hour on the interstate this weekend. I was Free!!! I didn't care.

[stringer bell]

Danny Santana nearly had a very memorable debut! I usually don't question strategy, but with only two moves to make, do you use both your bench guys with two outs and the bottom of the order coming up?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Who's left to bat for the pitcher in the 9th?

Or can Santana take an at-bat?