Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 5/5 @ 6:05pm CT

[Craig Arko]

Effective outing for Gibson.

 

So by morning there will be about six threads saying to trade him while the value is high.

[ashbury]

Oh No... Not it all... I live on the edge... I drove 80 miles per hour on the interstate this weekend. I was Free!!! I didn't care.

 

I'm mad as heck, and I'm not going to take it very much longer!!!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I think the double switch is sort of a move used mostly in games without a DH.

You see it a lot in National league when you are trying to keep pitchers out of the batters box

[snepp]

Effective outing for Gibson.

 

Adequate perhaps.

[Guest USAFChief]

You see it a lot in National league when you are trying to keep pitchers out of the batters box

Right. Games without the DH.

[ashbury]

Or a pitcher gets to play in the field?

 

Same effect.

[Riverbrian]

A solo homer would be nice right now, Brian.

 

I'll do my best...

 

Oh... Not me.

[snepp]

You see it a lot in National league when you are trying to keep pitchers out of the batters box

 

There are currently 13 pitchers with more RBI than Florimon. What this has to do with your comment, I do not know.

[Beezer07]

Looks like Duensing wasn't "same as Burton" after all.

[GCTF]

Gardy: Gibson is a sinkerballer.

 

Today FB-13, GB-7. Oh my.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

There are currently 13 pitchers with more RBI than Florimon. What this has to do with your comment, I do not know.

It would give just cause to double switch your current DH

[Gibby]

Ha Brian! Loved the intro. I spent my first married night in Upper Sandusky...on my way to school in Providence.

[ashbury]

I think the double switch is sort of a move used mostly in games without a DH.

 

Or with a shortstop like Florimon.

[Riverbrian]

Today FB-13, GB-7. Oh my.

 

Gardy: Who is this?

 

GCTF: Nevermind who this is... Gibson has 13 flyball outs... You think he's a sinker baller and he gave up 13 fly ball outs.

 

Gardy: I know... That was weird... I should played Florimon in the Outfield.

[ashbury]

Gardy: Ummm.... I just got done going over this with Chief.

 

Winnar.

[Riverbrian]

Ha Brian! Loved the intro. I spent my first married night in Upper Sandusky...on my way to school in Providence.

 

Sundusky is much better than something routine like Paris or Epcot.

 

Did you get a nice view of those two huge smokestacks pouring smoke out of them 24/7.

[stringer bell]

Ball 1 and Ball 2 to Suzuki were Strike 2 and Strike 3 to Kubel.

[Gibby]

Sundusky is much better than something routine like Paris or Epcot.

 

Did you get a nice view of those two huge smokestacks pouring smoke out of them 24/7.

 

Thankfully not. It was dark when we rolled in and dark when we rolled out.

[diehardtwinsfan]

So we have one honeymoon in The Cleve and another in the most segregated city in America.

 

Buncha wildcats here at Twins Daily.

 

Sanibel Island for me... drove right by Hammond complex... Too bad it was in October.

[Guest USAFChief]

I should played Florimon in the Outfield.

Gardy: Hello? Who is this? I'm trying to get some sleep here.

 

Front desk: This is the front desk sir. I have Chief on the line again.

[ashbury]

I spent my first married night in Upper Sandusky

 

Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.

[Beezer07]

Ball 1 and Ball 2 to Suzuki were Strike 2 and Strike 3 to Kubel.

 

That darn catcher's shoulder keeps getting in his way!

[Beezer07]

Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.

 

I hear it's just like Upper Sandusky, except down-er

[Riverbrian]

Santana Wheels

[Craig Arko]

Speed am good.

[GCTF]

Santana 1.000/1.000/1.000. Eat it florimon.

[ScottyB]

Okay, so Santana is now batting almost a full .900 points higher than Florimon.

[Riverbrian]

Try Lower Sandusky. I think you'll find it... exotic.

 

Ash!!! Gibbys wife's name is Upper... Last name Sandusky.

 

Jeez

[stringer bell]

Danny Santana--Batting 1.000, OPS 2.000. Time to retire.

[Beezer07]

Santana on pace for a lifetime 2.000 OPS