Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 5/5 @ 6:05pm CT

[Twins Twerp]

I wonder if he'll go in with a twins hat on?

[GCTF]

Gardy: Hello? Who is this? I'm trying to get some sleep here.

 

Front desk: This is the front desk sir. I have Chief on the line again.

 

snicker...okay it's my turn to call him again.

[ashbury]

Ash!!! Gibbys wife's name is Upper... Last name Sandusky.

 

Jeez

 

Husband (in an unnaturally deep husky voice): I love you, baby.

 

That's the punch line. I am NOT posting the setup.

[Gibby]

I lucked out. I left the U of M, three years into a degree, to go school in RI. I asked my girlfriend to marry me, and support my ass for 4 years. I also asked if she minded much if we put the ring and honeymoon money in the bank for a house. She was all in. When I got out of school, she went to gas passing school, and we managed to make it 28 years without divorcing, killing, or cheating on each other.

[Mike Sixel]

Violence is never the answer, though swearing can be. This thread was very entertaining. I will endeavor for humor tomorrow.

[Gibby]

Violence is never the answer, though swearing can be. This thread was very entertaining. I will endeavor for humor tomorrow.

 

I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.

[Riverbrian]

Husband (in an unnaturally deep husky voice): I love you, baby.

 

That's the punch line. I am NOT posting the setup.

 

Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.

[Gibby]

Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.

 

I can't possibly offer up what popped into my head. There is a reason I'm not divorced.

 

 

Fuld is awesome.

[ashbury]

I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.

 

And then there's my contributions.

[Twins Twerp]

That fuld is a quick little f*ld. Like really small tho.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Baseball-wise, for those following at 35,000 feet.

 

We go to the tenth inning, scoreless.

[snepp]

Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.

 

http://gabrielutasi.com/comic/copyright/gabrielutasi/2007/09/090307ten_foot_pole.gif

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I love these threads. There is usually some fascinatingly inane material.

 

And the usual inanely fascinating material..

[Gibby]

I can't possibly offer up what popped into my head. There is a reason I'm not divorced.

 

 

Fuld is awesome.

 

...and it's not because of my massive F*ld.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Separate question for the internet medical experts, but how long do you have to stay awake after suffering a potential concussion?

[Gibby]

Baseball-wise, for those following at 35,000 feet.

 

We go to the tenth inning, scoreless.

 

Here's where we light it up

[Guest USAFChief]

And the usual inanely fascinating material..

I strive for the fascinatingly material inanities.

[Twins Twerp]

Wtf was that? What the fuld?

[drock2190]

Florimon who?

 

We already got two better alternatives on the roster.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Escobar!

 

It is no longer tied...

[Riverbrian]

See... Gardy is a Genius!!! If Escobar starts at SS... He's not in position to do that in the 10th...

 

wait a Sec... Ok... I was wrong.

[Twins Twerp]

Florimon just started packing his things for toronto

[Guest USAFChief]

K, Perk, close this mother out.

[snepp]

K, Perk, close this mother out.

 

How about we score another 6 runs?

 

 

Then Perk can just, "get some work in" instead.

[Reider]

I've been watching this game closely since the beginning. I go to the kitchen for one minute and I miss Escobar's home run.

[Riverbrian]

Separate question for the internet medical experts, but how long do you have to stay awake after suffering a potential concussion?

 

24 hours and your wife has to shine a light in your eyes every 28 minutes.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Wtf was that? What the fuld?

 

When a batted ball carries beyond the outfield fence on the fly, it's considered a home run.

[Riverbrian]

Here's where we light it up

 

Good Call

[diehardtwinsfan]

24 hours and your wife has to shine a light in your eyes every 28 minutes.

 

She's in Dallas... no chance of that... I'm home alone.

[Gibby]

Separate question for the internet medical experts, but how long do you have to stay awake after suffering a potential concussion?

 

You don't have to stay awake after a concussion. It used to be the normal practice, but not anymore.